Haterade 220 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE NEIL TRIES TO F*CK UNCLE SAM, ADEMA DUDE ARRESTED, & MEGADETH WOLF REPELLENT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell As you are probably well aware, our favorite punching bag, […]
Haterade 240 CRYPTOPSY DRUMMER WANTS TO BE IN STUCK MOJO NOW December 6th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If you thought Cryptopsy stunk up the house with their […]
Haterade 590 BRING ME THE HORIZON = THE MOST POPULAR BAND ON MYSPACE December 3rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Internets, you have failed me. But you have greatly pleased […]
Haterade 340 HASTE THE DAY KICK THE BUCKET November 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Haste the Day are calling it a, uh, day. I was […]
Haterade 760 GUMP-CORE? STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. November 8th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The Forrest Gump Mile-High Marathon sound exactly like what you’d […]
Haterade 430 CANGREJOCORE September 13th, 2010 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Someone call the CDC: Crabcore is a virus, and it’s […]
Haterade 340 TOM MORELLO DISSES WARPED TOUR EMO KIDS August 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Amongst the older musicians on Warped Tour, dissing the traveling […]
Haterade 630 EVERY TIME I DIE’S KEITH BUCKLEY RAILS AGAINST WARPED TOUR “GLOW-POP” BANDS July 21st, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’d be easy to categorize the rant Every Time I […]
Haterade 850 THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: “YOU’LL PROBABLY GET LAID” July 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg My homeboy Rob over at Metal Injection thinks that this […]
Haterade 990 SH*TSTAIN #18 (REALLY #20): PACIFIST June 28th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon, this is awful. -AR […]
Haterade 570 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC June 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Zuhhhh??? Has this guy never listened to the dozens of […]
Haterade 340 LOTS O’ LAUGHS 4 DA WICKED June 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Having a bad day? Bored at work? Just in need […]
Haterade 810 DAVID DRAIMAN, ENVIRO-METALIST F*CKING HYPOCRITE June 16th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein After seeing the lyric video to Disturbed’s new song “Another […]
Haterade 580 EMMURE’S FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CERTIFIABLE NUTBAG June 9th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein If you needed another reason to hate Emmure, this is […]
Haterade 530 DID YOU KNOW THAT JAMES CAMERON DIRECTED THE ICP “MIRACLES” VIDEO? May 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg He didn’t. He’s probably never heard of ICP. And if […]
Haterade 210 WHICH ONE IS DESTROY THE RUNNER AGAIN? May 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I can’t keep all these fucking bands straight. Destroy the […]
Haterade 540 WHO GAVE THIS GOON A RECORD DEAL? May 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site know that we — and […]
Haterade 290 EMMURE PROVE OUR POINT May 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never been to Bamboozle, but every year there’s a […]
Haterade 400 THE ROSE FUNERAL UNO INCIDENT WILL NEVER DIE April 28th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Though the infamous Rose Funoral Incident transpired more than two months […]
