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ROADRUNNER ARTISTS + STAFFERS NAME THEIR FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ’08 (AND WE SOMEHOW MADE THE LIST)
January 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Even before we were an “industry type” (I think we […]


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FAT & UGLY WHITE-TRASH METALHEADS: WE SALUTE YOU.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:13pm Vince Neilstein

Well, Metal Inquisition does anyway, doing the Internet dirty work […]


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HEAVY METAL FLOW CHART
December 26th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This is pretty self-explanatory. Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac Alexandra Perdreau […]


Cinemetal 80
MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY #3 (OF 4)
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:09pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Lightning + Fire = AWESOME -KW


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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL, BUT I JUST HAVE TO SHARE IT
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s a slow news day and it’s only gonna get […]


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WANNA HEAR ROBB FLYNN TALK ABOUT TAKING A SH*T?
December 17th, 2008 at 4:18pm Vince Neilstein

Well then, today’s your lucky day! -VN [Rock Sound TV […]


Retrospective 120
MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY (ON TUESDAY) #2 (OF 4)
December 16th, 2008 at 1:41pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Okay, now that we got yesterday’s cavalcade of the new […]


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GOJIRA’S JOE DUPLANTIER ORDERS YOU TO SUPPORT SEA SHEPHERD IN THE ANTARCTIC
December 9th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I feel bad for anyone who hasn’t seen Gojira live. […]


Retrospective 190
MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY #1 (OF 4)
December 8th, 2008 at 3:21pm Kip Wingerschmidt

So now that the dust has cleared (or so I […]


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A VIDEO OF A FAT KID SINGING ALONG TO DIMMU BORGIR
November 18th, 2008 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

This is why I love metal; we come in all […]


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NOW THAT’S THE PETER DOLVING WE KNOW AND LOVE
November 14th, 2008 at 1:52pm Vince Neilstein

Just because Blabbermouth doesn’t pick up The Haunted frontman Peter […]


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MY BONER FOR GOJIRA’S JOE DUPLANTIER JUST GOT EVEN HARDER
November 11th, 2008 at 11:35am Vince Neilstein

Metal… Politics… Environmentalism… Spiritualism… Unnhh unnhhh… … ahhhhhh. -VN [via […]


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BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND
November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

[Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]


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HOPE IS…
November 5th, 2008 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein

This is our moment. Will you stand with me? Hope […]


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AMERICANS: BE PATRIOTIC. VOTE.
November 4th, 2008 at 6:00am Axl Rosenberg

In all seriousness: no matter who you vote for, please […]


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TRENT REZNOR: STILL COOLER THAN YOU
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:06pm Axl Rosenberg

The following e-mail was sent out to all Nine Inch […]


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HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN
October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]


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THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:24am Vince Neilstein

What could possibly be more metal than this guy? None. […]


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I DREAM OF ONE DAY HAVING AS MANY STDs AS TOMMY LEE
October 15th, 2008 at 11:05am Vince Neilstein

The folks at Some E-Cards nail it once again. -VN […]


Album of the Day 130
NORWEGIAN PROGRESSIVE METAL BAND OF THE YEAR: BENEA REACH
October 10th, 2008 at 4:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt

So if you’ve previously traversed these here interweb waters before, […]


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