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The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine
January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.


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SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS
April 19th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF

It’s no secret that Sammy Hagar is no super-brain, but […]


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METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS
April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell

  Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]


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AND YOU THOUGHT THAT RELOAD WAS A BAD IDEA
March 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Fred Durst has tweeted that Limp Bizkit’s long delayed reunion […]


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WORST THING EVER OF THE DAY: ADAM LAMBERT COVERS METALLICA’S “ENTER SANDMAN”
October 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Ever wondered if there someone who could make James Hetfield’s […]


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“WHY TRY” AND EVEN LISTEN TO THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG?
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know. I don’t know I don’t know I […]


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THE END IS NIGH
March 30th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Oh, yeah. And you think that’s scary? Try this:


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CAVALERA CONSPIRACY MUSIC FACTORY
November 24th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

I think I’ve made my feelings about remixes pretty clear […]


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SERIOUSLY, PETA?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg

But not Cristina Scabbia, huh? Fine, fuck you. I’m gonna […]


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ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK
November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]


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THAT’S NOT REAL, IS IT?!?!?!
October 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I saw this on Stuff You Will Hate today. I […]


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