That’s So Metal!
This week, Whitney really stretches her range by channeling the souls of some history’s most metal mad scientists, such as Giovanni Aldini (who tried to raise the dead using electricity, Frankenstein-style), Charles Claude Gutherie (who successfully attached a second head to an old dog), Paracelsus (who tried to create a tiny man by jerking off into a pile of horse shit), and more.
The ocean remains 95% undiscovered… Just like your new oceanic metal band! On the latest episode of That’s So Metal!, your new manager, Whitney, hooks you up with the weirdest and wildest creatures in the ocean to help you achieve your dreams of becoming the world’s best underwater metal band.
Whitney celebrates some of Ireland’s most metal historical figures, including the explorer Ernest Shackleton, the pirate queen Grace O’Malley, and the savage warrior Ulf the Quarrelsome, who once disemboweled a Viking enemy and wrapped his insides around a tree.