That’s So Metal!

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500 years to build up, 125 years to piss down.

This week, Whitney really stretches her range by channeling the souls of some history’s most metal mad scientists, such as Giovanni Aldini (who tried to raise the dead using electricity, Frankenstein-style), Charles Claude Gutherie (who successfully attached a second head to an old dog), Paracelsus (who tried to create a tiny man by jerking off into a pile of horse shit), and more.

The nerd utopia that is San Diego Comic-Con 2016 is here once again! And to get in the spirit, Whitney shows you some of the most metal comic books and characters and the metal music to pair along with them.

The ocean remains 95% undiscovered… Just like your new oceanic metal band! On the latest episode of That’s So Metal!, your new manager, Whitney, hooks you up with the weirdest and wildest creatures in the ocean to help you achieve your dreams of becoming the world’s best underwater metal band.

We’re halfway through 2016, so let’s take a look back at the most metal things to happen in the world so far this year!

Prepare to question everything you ever thought you knew about reality!!!

Get our your six-sided die, shit is about to get METAL AS FUCK up in here!

Fantasy vs. Science Fiction: which genre is more metal??? On this episode, Whitney attempts to answer this age old question by examining the greatest sci-fi and fantasy games, movies, and, of course, metal music!

Poisonous trees! Killer ferns! Deadly margaritas! This week’s episode celebrates the arrival of spring by detailing all the ways Mother Nature is planning your inevitable destruction!!!

Skateboarding dogs, 50-foot-long joints, sick visualizations. We’re celebrating the green stuff on Episode 5 of That’s so Metal!

What’s Hulk Hogan gonna do with all of Gawker’s cash? We’ve got some ideas. Also, feast your lustful eyes on the most metal sex tapes you’ve never heard of.

Whitney celebrates some of Ireland’s most metal historical figures, including the explorer Ernest Shackleton, the pirate queen Grace O’Malley, and the savage warrior Ulf the Quarrelsome, who once disemboweled a Viking enemy and wrapped his insides around a tree.

Whitney covers the recent discovery of the sound of two black holes colliding, and argues that Dio lives on in the form of giant solar flares on the surface of the sun.

That’s So Metal! will focus on all the week’s most metal news and happenings… that don’t actually have anything to do with metal.

Bringing you all the week’s most metal news… that isn’t actually about metal.