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Viral Vomit 50
SUFFOCATION’S FRANK MULLEN = KARAOKE CHAMP
February 1st, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

When people ask why I believe in God* I say, […]


Viral Vomit 190
EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING
January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]


Viral Vomit 170
WHEN YOUR SNARE DRUM IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MOTOR OIL, YOU’RE THIS KID AND YOU RULE
January 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

When your drum set consists of two bottles of motor […]


Viral Vomit 250
MUST-WATCH: EIGHT YEAR OLD JULIET’S VIDEO FOR “MY FIRST HARDCORE SONG”
January 19th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Not only is this pretty much the best thing I’ve […]


The Webernets 140
COOKIES ARE SOOOOO METAL
January 18th, 2012 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

-KW


Viral Vomit 100
DYING FETUS’ “GROTESQUE IMPALEMENT”: THE RADIO DISNEY VERSION
January 17th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Like my good pal Axl, I’m kinda over it with […]


Viral Vomit 160
BAPTIZED IN BLOOD THINK LONDON, ONTARIO IS THE CITY OF OPPORTUNITY
January 17th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

It’s hard to believe that any city of reasonable size […]


Viral Vomit 140
FUTURE EX-MRS. ROSENBERG PERFORMING CARCASS’ “CORPORAL JIGSORE QUANDARY” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT
January 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Last month, Vince posted a video of a really, really […]


Viral Vomit 150
STARTING A DJENT BAND? WATCH THIS PRIMER FIRST.
January 3rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

So, I guess 2011 was the year in which djent […]


Viral Vomit 400
FUTURE EX-MRS. NEILSTEIN PERFORMING MASTODON’S “OBLIVION” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT
December 12th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein

-VN Thanks: Andrew McCann


Viral Vomit 110
DECREPIT BIRTH’S DRUMMER SAMUS IS SEXY, AND HE KNOWS IT
December 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

It’s funny to me how modern pop music is basically […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40
AMATEUR DRUM ACTION: KATATONIA’S “ONWARD INTO BATTLE”
December 5th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF

When I watch naked sex videos, I avoid the rough/gross […]


Viral Vomit 270
KATY PERRY HAS NEVER SOUNDED THIS GOOD
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

This dude might not be as hot as Katy Perry, […]


Viral Vomit 220
NERDCORE: A METAL VERSION OF THE MUSIC FROM SKYRIM
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I haven’t played Skyrim, the latest installment in the Elder […]


Viral Vomit 470
BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: KID PLAYS DRUMS ON STAGE WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD
November 23rd, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Whether you think Avenged Sevenfold are the best thing since […]


Viral Vomit 260
POSSIBLY THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT NICKELBACK
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Have you guys heard about the petition by Detroit Lions […]


Viral Vomit 260
PANTERA AIN’T DUBSTEP
November 17th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Did you all see the John Travolta action movie From […]


Viral Vomit 70
BEAR HEADBANGING TO SLAYER
November 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Yep, that’s what this video portrays. You’re either curious to […]


Viral Vomit 160
GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT: SEAN Z. HAS MADE A TON OF AWESOME DÅÅTH SH*T AVAILABLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD
November 9th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Last week, I saw some kid outside of a Chimaira […]


Viral Vomit 250
SO AS IT TURNS OUT, WHEN YOU PLAY EVERY SONG FROM REIGN IN BLOOD AT THE SAME TIME…
November 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

…the results sound a lot like one of those really […]


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