What the...?? 170 PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION” January 14th, 2009 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein Presenting “The Wangcaster.” Yngwie, anyone? [Geekologie, via MS Maniac Jesse] […]
The Webernets 120 KENTUCKY METALHEAD OFFERING FREE CUNNILINGUS January 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein FREE ORAL SEX ALL ATTRACTIVE LOUISVILLE AREA WOMEN PLEASE APPLY […]
What the...?? 210 WHAT ARE MASTODON COUNTING DOWN TO? January 5th, 2009 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Wayne Graham just tipped us off to the […]
What the...?? 180 BLACK METAL KITTENS? December 19th, 2008 at 12:49pm Vince Neilstein AP reports [via Relapse Records media-maven Betsey C.] that a […]
What the...?? 160 JUDITH PRIEST December 12th, 2008 at 1:54pm Vince Neilstein Female-fronted Judas priest cover band? Sure, why the hell not. […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
What the...?? 300 BLACK METAL FASHION SHOW December 8th, 2008 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The co-option of metal culture into the common lexicon never […]
What the...?? 430 DID COLDPLAY RIP-OFF JOE SATRIANI? December 5th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Joe Satriani is apparently suing yuppie popsters Coldplay because he […]
What the...?? 200 METALHEADS ARE SUPREMELY F*CKED UP, DUDE December 4th, 2008 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Exhibit A: During the two-day black metal festival “Nidarosian Black […]
What the...?? 220 IS AXL ROSE ACTUALLY MISSING? December 3rd, 2008 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg As you are no doubt aware by now, Chinese Democracy […]
Cinemetal 250 I LIKE MY CHICKEN BLACK December 1st, 2008 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg I can’t decide if this is hilarious or terrible. Probably […]
What the...?? 150 LARS ULRICH LOOKS JUST LIKE MICHAEL KEATON November 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks Maniac “Wanga” sent in the below picture with the […]
What the...?? 280 FILE UNDER “ABOMINATIONS”: NICKELBACK COVER METALLICA’S “THE FOUR HORSEMEN” November 24th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Blame it on Fall Out Boy. Shortly after these emo […]
What the...?? 100 ANTAGONIST SINGER CARLOS GARCIA RINGS IT UP ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT November 24th, 2008 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein On a recent jaunt through Southern California, Antagonist and Animosity […]
What the...?? 120 BAND THAT NEVER REALLY EXISTED BREAKS UP November 19th, 2008 at 11:02am Axl Rosenberg There’s a rumor going around that Billy Howerdel’s Ashes Divide […]
What the...?? 120 BLACK METAL — THE PRANK CALL November 12th, 2008 at 4:48pm Vince Neilstein It’s a slow news day. I don’t know about you, […]
What the...?? 660 THE VERY DEFINITION OF “OXYMORON” November 7th, 2008 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg From Blabbermouth this morning: “Sullen Records is looking for Christian […]
What the...?? 210 OPETH’S MIKAEL AKERFELDT LOOKS JUST LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC November 5th, 2008 at 6:19pm Vince Neilstein Amirite or amirite? -VN [Thanks: Brett]
What the...?? 30 A FAN’S INTERVIEW WITH OZZY OSBOURNE November 5th, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks to the MS reader who sent this in. I […]
What the...?? 110 DEF LEPPARD’S PHIL COLLEN ALMOST JOINED IRON MAIDEN?!?! November 3rd, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg On several occasions I’ve heard someone refer to Def Leppard […]
