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What the...?? 180
WTFH2?
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell

I am currently sequestered away in my cave hammering out […]


What the...?? 100
SAD SACK STEVEN ADLER: “I WANT MY BEST FRIEND SLASH BACK.”
October 27th, 2008 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein

Are you ready to see some the epitome of the […]


What the...?? 40
EPHEL DUATH LIVE A DOG’S LIFE WITH THROUGH MY DOG’S EYES
October 17th, 2008 at 5:11pm MetalSucks

Italian avant garde Metal act Ephel Duath have been releasing […]


What the...?? 30
BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO WILL EDDIE VOTE FOR?
October 17th, 2008 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg

From the “Holy Shit I Can’t Believe This is True” […]


What the...?? 130
THE LATEST K.I.S.S. CASH-IN
October 13th, 2008 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein

Gene Simmons has never had any qualms whatsoever with attaching […]


What the...?? 70
THE WORST KARAOKE PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME?
October 8th, 2008 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein

I love YouTube so much. From one of the best […]


What the...?? 300
SCARS ON BROADWAY AREN’T EVEN TRYING TO COME UP WITH BULLSH*T
October 7th, 2008 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg

As an American, I expect to be lied to. Even […]


What the...?? 250
BAM BAM BIGELOW + MARTY JANNETTY = ’80s VINNIE PAUL
October 6th, 2008 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein

-VN [Thanks to Jesse for the astute observation.]


What the...?? 340
THE BEST METAL BIO EVER TO BE RAPPED
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:13pm Axl Rosenberg

Ill Bill, a metal-rapper only slightly less ridiculous than Necro, […]


What the...?? 180
THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:54am Vince Neilstein

Right? -VN [Thanks: “F Ddd”]


What the...?? 30
HOT BUTTERED ANAL
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

While Rhode Island’s Hot Buttered Anal may win in the […]


What the...?? 80
SO WHAT THE F’N *F* IS A WARR GUITAR ANYWAY?!?
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt

The best way to describe it is as a touch-style […]


Cinemetal 120
SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: BEHOLD…THE ARCTOPUS — “YOU ARE NUMBER SIX” (LIVE VIDEO)
September 20th, 2008 at 6:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Love or hate this mega-technical, prog-to-the-nth-degree power trio, you gotsa […]


What the...?? 30
METAL SNUFF FILM (AKA – GREATEST METAL AD EVER)
September 17th, 2008 at 2:18pm Corey Mitchell

No, it’s not a snuff film, but it is the […]


What the...?? 70
FROG-CORE
September 15th, 2008 at 11:38am Vince Neilstein

This YouTubian calls himself “JesusFarted.” It’s strangely appropriate.


What the...?? 190
IT’S 2008. ONLY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SH*T.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg

Here’s the cover art for Yngwie’s new album, Rising Force. […]


What the...?? 140
OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.)
September 4th, 2008 at 2:08pm Vince Neilstein

It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, […]


What the...?? 140
BIGGEST WALL OF DEATH… EVER!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein

UK metal band and recent Century Media signees Architects might […]


What the...?? 200
SARAH PALIN LOOKS JUST LIKE SHARON OSBOURNE
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein

Did that morning MS-Mansion bong rip go straight to our […]


What the...?? 150
FINALLY A WEBSITE THAT’S MORE MEAN-SPIRITED THAN METALSUCKS
August 29th, 2008 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein

From FuckThatBand.com: Great, just great. This is just what we […]


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