Cinemetal 0 Slayer Visited Disneyland With Jackass and Big Brother in the 90s June 8th, 2017 at 11:12am Maximus When The World’s Darkest Band went to The Happiest Place on Earth…
Black Collar Workers 0 Ghost’s Papa Emeritus/Tobias Forge Files Response to Lawsuit Brought by Former Nameless Ghouls June 8th, 2017 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg CliffsNotes version: “I’m the boss and I’m the reason Ghost is successful so I’m not sure what these guys are being so pissy about.”
Level Up 0 The Motörhead Video Game Has Arrived June 6th, 2017 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg The ability to play as Lemmy’s mole coming as a DLC.
Pummeling Politics 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan: “I’ve Got Some Good News, and I’ve Got Some Bad News” June 5th, 2017 at 3:35pm Axl Rosenberg “Fox News, Huffington Post, the left, the right, Trump, Breitbart, Facebook… none of these things are your enemy.”
This Sucks 0 Suicidal Tendencies Performance Cut Short by Cops; Band’s Most Recent Album May Also Be Their Last June 5th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg Still cyco after all these years.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Here’s How Zakk Wylde Ended Up Back in Ozzy’s Band June 5th, 2017 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein Turns out Zakk is great at cleaning the dishes and fluffing the linens.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Meshuggah: Fredrik Thordendal to be Replaced by Scar Symmetry’s Per Nilsson for Summer Tour June 2nd, 2017 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg Kinda weird, no?
Barbarous Book Club 0 Announcing Hellraisers: A Visual History of Heavy Metal Mayhem! May 31st, 2017 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg Coming this fall from two of the writers of MetalSucks!
Greatest Hits 0 This Dude Sounds EXACTLY Like Layne Staley May 31st, 2017 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg If for some reason Alice in Chains ever need to part ways with William DuVall, they should just give this dude a call.
Haterade 0 Tool’s Maynard: “[I am an] Entitled Snowflake Asshole” May 30th, 2017 at 12:16pm Vince Neilstein “Don’t believe the hype dumb-dumbs, we’re all in this together.”
Rampant Rumors 0 Latest Summer Slaughter 2017 Rumors: Rings of Saturn and Lorna Shore May 30th, 2017 at 10:12am Vince Neilstein Joining The Black Dahlia Murder, Dying Fetus, Oceano and Slaughter to Prevail.
New Stuff 0 Ministry Take on the “Antifa” in New Song May 30th, 2017 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg If it’s the same thing over and over again for five minutes, it must be Ministry!
\m/ 0 Wacken Open Air is Building a Beer Pipeline for This Year’s Festival May 26th, 2017 at 1:26pm Vince Neilstein It will allow for six beers to be poured every second!
Cinemetal 0 Video: Tool Perform “Eulogy” for the First Time Since 2001 May 26th, 2017 at 12:44pm Axl Rosenberg We missed this song.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ministry “Borrow” New Album Title from Ice Cube May 26th, 2017 at 9:09am Axl Rosenberg So get the Kryptonite, ’cause I’m a rip tonight, ’cause I’m scarin’ ya, wanted by America.
Studio Stuff 0 Video: Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Sings Screams Johnny Cash for DevilDriver Country Covers Album May 25th, 2017 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg No clean vocals here!
Rampant Rumors 0 System of a Down Drummer: New Album Will “Match or Beat Anything We’ve Done in the Past.” May 25th, 2017 at 9:58am Vince Neilstein “I don’t know why we aren’t coming out with an album. It’s very disheartening.”
\m/ 0 Photos: Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Gets Married! May 24th, 2017 at 9:57am Vince Neilstein He becomes the fourth and final Masto-man to tie the knot.
Metal Legacies 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Discusses the Death of Chris Cornell May 24th, 2017 at 8:49am Axl Rosenberg “We forgive you, Chris.”
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch a Very, Very, VERY Drunk Black Metal Band Attempt to Perform with Disastrous Results May 22nd, 2017 at 4:50pm Axl Rosenberg BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
