Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS March 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR February 26th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been able to shake this cold, and so […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 FIVE FACTS ABOUT F*CK THE FACTS’ UNNAMED EP February 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks What can I say, I like my f’s. When I […]
Reviews 130 BORKNAGAR DO WHATEVER THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE ON UNIVERSAL February 17th, 2010 at 2:50pm Sammy O'Hagar Black metal is usually at its most interesting when it […]
Reviews 120 XASTHUR KEEP PURSUING RECLUSIVE CRANKINESS ON 2005 DEMO February 16th, 2010 at 2:20pm Sammy O'Hagar I’d like to argue that basement black metal gets a […]
Reviews 20 VALKYRJA: UNPRONOUNCABLE, ALSO UNSTOPPABLE ON CONTAMINATION January 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar If black metal is known for anything, it’s its predilection […]
Br00tal-lists 410 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To those of you that haven’t been paying attention (which […]
Haterade 620 “SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY December 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack […]
Viral Vomit 360 VARG LIKES TO PARTY HARD December 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So on Friday night on friend Sergeant D. at Metal […]
...And F*ck You Too 1250 YEAH, VARG. WE’RE THE RACIST ONES. THAT’S RICH. December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Varg Vikernes, the last time he really enjoyed pussy. A […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
The Webernets 220 SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS… November 19th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg …we totally didn’t get to help promote Reign in Blonde’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 1600 Varg Vikernes Feels Guilty About Enjoying Sex with Men November 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They call that beard a “cum catcher.” So Varg Vikernes […]
Metal Legacies 300 METAL LEGACIES: ØYSTEIN “EURONYMOUS” AARSETH OF MAYHEM – MURDERED AUGUST 10, 1993 August 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Metal Legacies is an ongoing memorial to extreme music pioneers […]
Exclusive 20 MISERY INDEX: EXCLUSIVE WORLD TOUR VIDEO DIARY, PART 2 – JAPAN July 13th, 2009 at 1:56pm MetalSucks Maryland death-thrashers Misery Index (whose excellent 2008 album Traitors our […]
Reviews 100 ALL REFLECTIONS DRAINED: XASTHUR IS CERTAINLY NOT WORKING ON HIS TAN THIS SUMMER June 8th, 2009 at 11:30am MetalSucks So as I was perusing a downtown HMV last week, […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: MASTODON TOUR RECAP (IN PHOTO FORM!) May 26th, 2009 at 2:39pm MetalSucks Hey all, its been a while since I’ve updated this […]
Interviews 280 WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM DRUMMER AARON WEAVER ON BLACK METAL AS PROTEST MUSIC, WHY SCION IS SATANIC, AND THE GIANT WOLF CHASING THE SUN March 19th, 2009 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Eight hours straight of phone interviews is nobody’s idea of […]
\m/ 220 BLACK METAL DR. SEUSS March 4th, 2009 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein In honor of the birthday of Mr. Theodor Geisel, aka […]