What the...?? 630 APPARENTLY COREY TAYLOR AND JOEY JORDISON DON’T HAVE ONE ANOTHER’S DIGITS OR SOMETHING December 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back in July, our Number One Homie, Rob Pasbani, wrote […]
New Stuff 150 CLOWN UNVEILS ANOTHER NEW BAND, CONTINUES TO CONFUSE THE SH*T OUT OF US November 23rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I guess Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan is easily bored, because […]
Cinemetal 880 A “MIDDLE FINGER UP” FOR BLUE FELIX, MY NEW LEAST FAVORITE BAND November 19th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’d never heard of Blue Felix before a couple of […]
Metal Merch 270 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!? YOU’RE IN THE NEW LIMITED EDITION METALSUCKS T-SHIRT, BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! November 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies! MetalSucks is teaming up with IndieMerch to […]
This Sucks 170 GRAYVE ROBBED November 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’d wager that Joey Jordison and his Murderdolls will never, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 160 UNREADABLE BAND LOGO: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE October 5th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg You kids sure are having fun with last week’s completely […]
Interviews 190 KIRK WINDSTEIN: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 4th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Kirk Windstein is one of metal’s busiest men; between his […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
Contests 1,7680 WIN AN ALEXI LAIHO ESP GUITAR! September 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Since Children of Bodom are going on the road with […]
\m/ 290 KVELERTAK STREAK CONVERGE August 31st, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. At the conclusion […]
Contests 530 THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: VOTE FOR THE WINNER! August 18th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, kiddies. There were a lot of good entries this […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
New Stuff 330 WERE STONE SOUR EVER SUPPOSED TO BE A METAL BAND? July 14th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m seriously asking, ’cause now I can’t remember. I seem […]
New Stuff 710 NEW BOO MAY BE IMPERCEPTIBLY LESS HEAVY THAN OLD BOO July 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The mysterious Bird Lady of Redondo Beach relished the opportunity […]
What the...?? 330 FAKE COREY TAYLOR TERRORIZES FACEBOOK July 7th, 2010 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg Did you know that Slipknot/Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor has […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 TO SLIP OR KNOT TO SLIP June 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The big question since Paul Gray died last month has […]
Interviews 250 MAX CAVALERA: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To say that Max Cavalera put metal on the map […]
Editorials 1290 SOCCER IS FOR PANSIES AND SO IS FOOTBALL: A WORLD CUP 2010 METAL PREVIEW June 11th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks Ladies and Gentlemen, the world’s most popular sport on the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COPY OF THE HAUNTED’S NEW DVD, ROAD KILL June 9th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, you guys are sad. NO CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED LAST […]