Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon Release Sample of New Song + Album Artwork January 26th, 2017 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg It’s coming…
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Beer Now! January 25th, 2017 at 4:17pm Vince Neilstein “Wardance” will be a 5.5% ABV pale ale.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Rewritten Slayer Lyrics Reflect the Band’s New, Conservative Views January 25th, 2017 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Time for Slayer to stop pretending to be the most rebellious and angry metal band ever.
Music Dorkery 0 Hey, It’s a Metal Version of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” January 25th, 2017 at 1:34pm Vince Neilstein Also: Sexy Sax Man, because why not.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Officially Official: Ken Sorceron from Abigail Williams is the New Vocalist for The Faceless January 25th, 2017 at 1:09pm Axl Rosenberg Who could ever have seen this shocking plot twist coming?
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Steve Grimmett from Grim Reaper Requires More Surgery January 25th, 2017 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg He will lose even more of his right leg.
Events 0 Eyehategod Announce First Show with Mike IX Williams Since His Liver Transplant January 25th, 2017 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg It’ll be at Berserker Fest in April!
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Goths Visit Bed, Bath & Beyond in Portlandia Sketch January 25th, 2017 at 11:23am Vince Neilstein Skull grinders, full-body frying pans, mega-sized vacuums and more.
New Stuff 0 Here’s Rob Scallon’s New Song “And Ever” January 25th, 2017 at 10:59am Vince Neilstein From his forthcoming solo album.
Music Dorkery 0 Listen: Six Feet Under Explore Homicide on “Exploratory Homicide” January 25th, 2017 at 10:56am Axl Rosenberg Actually, it may be about homicide for the sake of exploration. I’m not sure.
Pummeling Politics 0 Tom Araya Thinks There was a Conspiracy to Delete a Photo of Slayer with Donald Trump January 25th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein “I never would have guessed that there where so many snowflakes commenting their distaste for the new president.”
Admin 0 Today: Alcest Take Over the MetalSucks Instagram Account! January 25th, 2017 at 10:30am MetalSucks From their tour with Creepers and The Body.
Metal Merch 0 Craigslist Find: 1974 Custom Metallica “Hit the Lights” Party Van January 25th, 2017 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein A former small town fire department ambulance is now the ultimate Metallica fan party bus.
New Stuff 0 Born of Osiris Release New-Old Song “Empires Erased” from Re-Recorded Debut EP January 25th, 2017 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg “We didn’t quite manage to erase the empires in 2007, so we’re trying again in 2017.”
Viral Vomit 0 Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” + Herbie Hancock’s “Doin’ It” = Good Mornin’!!! January 25th, 2017 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg “Master of Doin’ It” was my nickname in college.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Copy of The Drip’s The Haunting Fear of Inevitability! January 24th, 2017 at 4:35pm Axl Rosenberg Unless you have a haunting fear of not being able to read this logo…
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles January 24th, 2017 at 4:04pm MetalSucks Including Slayer, Tool, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Coheed and Cambria Announce Dates for “Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV” Tour January 24th, 2017 at 2:27pm Vince Neilstein They’ll play their third album in full as part of another “Neverender” tour. The Dear Hunter will open.
New Stuff 0 Looking for an Answer? Look No Further Than “La Carne Del Leviatan” January 24th, 2017 at 1:56pm Axl Rosenberg The grind is with me and I am one with the grind.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost’s Next Album Will be About the Apocalypse January 24th, 2017 at 1:08pm Vince Neilstein “If there was an absence of a God, there might be a return of a deity, which usually comes in horrible forms. So it will be a darker album.”
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