Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Nails are Fucking Great (In Case You Didn’t Know) May 19th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “It’s quite a feeling of achievement and validation when we open our mailboxes only to see our faces on the cover of a magazine which all three of us have subscriptions to,” says Todd Jones.
Events 0 The Full Terror Assault Open Air Festival Returns to the U.S. For Its Second Year! April 27th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Dying Fetus, Belphegor, Cephalic Carnage, Shining (Sweden), Rotten Sound and more.
Metal Merch 0 This Was Bound To Happen: There Are Ghost Halloween Masks Now April 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus “And what are you supposed to be, little bOH SHIT, IT’S PAPA!”
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie’s New Video Has a Wholesome Message for Today’s Youth April 13th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus “In The Age Of The Consecrated Vampire We All Get High.” Well, all right then.
Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates Nickelback April 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Eureka!
Barbarous Book Club 0 Today in Metal Children’s Books: The ABCs of Black Metal April 6th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Never has teaching your children the alphabet been so grim and kvlt.
Lick My Label 0 Have Bullet For My Valentine Gone Indie?! Band Signs Distribution Deal With Underground Hipster Metal Label! April 1st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus “Spinefarm?” Sounds gruesome!
...And F*ck You Too 0 University Study Proves What We’ve Always Known About MetalSucks Commenters March 31st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out “Do you even fucking proofread?” roughly translates into “I’m a pain in the ass as a person.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Psychosocialist: The Bernie Sanders/Slipknot Crossover You’ve Been Waiting For March 18th, 2016 at 2:00pm Phil Boozeman “Donald Drumpf will kill us all/ With Mexico behind a wall/ But no one else will be/ Legalizing marijuana but me!”
\m/ 0 Scientists Discover Material Blacker Than Black, Darkthrone March 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus None more black. Literally.
Events 0 The Metal Guide to SXSW 2016: All the Showcases, Parties and Panels March 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Everything all in one place!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Read an Extended Excerpt from the Revised and Expanded Edition of Choosing Death March 3rd, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Learn all about how legendary death howler Martin van Drunen came to join Pestilence in the late ‘80s.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: April Issue Previews the 2016 Decibel Magazine Tour February 25th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Read a detailed account of all the inter-band micro-drama that gives the mag’s fifth North American tour some added spice.
Metal Merch 0 For A Thousand Bucks, You Can Own This Gene Simmons Mask February 15th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Or, you know, pay your rent, furnish your living room, buy twenty cooler masks…
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 1-8, 2016 January 8th, 2016 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund The first STCOT of 2016! Exmortus, The Lion’s Daughter, Venomous Concept, Autopsy, Blackdeath, It Lies Within, and tons more.
Show Reviews 0 Live Review: Denver Black Sky Fest III, A Killer Night of Craft Beer-Fueled Brutality December 9th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Two Pig Destroyer Stouts, please.
Br00tal-lists 0 Kelsey Chapstick’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Mgla! Mutoid Man! Baroness!
Br00tal-lists 0 Chuck & Godless’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Baroness! Deafheaven! KEN Mode!
Events 0 The Line-Up for Maryland Deathfest 2016 Fucking Rules November 30th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Get in here to see the full, mind-blowing roster!
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2015 November 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Not sure what to get the metalhead in your life for the holidays? Fret not — MetalGF has your back!