Reviews 30 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF SUCKED DRY, TRUTH INSIDE, AND YOUTH AVOIDERS February 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez Musically, the tire treads on the straight-edge-youth-crew mobile are admittedly […]
New Stuff 170 FINALLY! INTO ETERNITY’S “FUKUSHIMA” HAS ARRIVED! February 15th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Into Eternity have been teasing their new single, “Fukushima,” for […]
Metal in the Media 140 WATCH THIS NOW: T.V. NEWS REPORT ON EX-DECAPITATED VOCALIST COVAN’S CURRENT STATE OF HEALTH February 15th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have to tell you about Decapitated’s tragic 2007 […]
Haterade 1070 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE #23: CAPTURE THE CROWN February 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein When your shitty crabcore band indulges in every video cliche […]
Tour de Force 410 IRON MAIDEN ANNOUNCE MAIDEN ENGLAND NORTH AMERICAN TOUR February 15th, 2012 at 1:32pm Axl Rosenberg If, like me, you were bummed to find Iron Maiden […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 DETHKLOK’S BRENDON SMALL HAS A NEW SIDE PROJECT: GALAKTIKON! February 15th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein (click to enlarge) That Dethklok mastermind Brendon Small has been […]
New Stuff 160 LISTEN TO PALLBEARER’S SORROW AND EXTINCTION, SEE IF YOUR FACE GETS F*CKED OFF February 15th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sorrow and Extinction, the new album from Pallbearer, has been […]
Music Dorkery 120 WANT TO HEAR PANTERA’S “MOUTH FOR WAR” PLAYED [ALMOST] ENTIRELY ON CELLOS? February 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Pantera aren’t one of the first bands I’d necessarily point […]
New Stuff 140 TORCHE ARE ALIVE AND “KICKING” WITH NEW SONG February 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “Stoner pop” quartet Torche have a new record coming out […]
Cinemetal 120 “8/16”: THE NEW HELMS ALEE VIDEO IS AN AWESOME, HILARIOUS RECREATION OF FAMOUS CLIPS FROM THE LATE 80s/EARLY 90s February 15th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so I was working on a new “Cinemetal Round-Up,” […]
Cinemetal 70 WHAT IS THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S SECRET VIDEO PROJECT? February 15th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, this is interesting. The Human Abstract posted the below […]
New Stuff 230 GOROD LET FLY THE “BIRDS OF SULFUR” February 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Just a couple of weeks ago, we got word that […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES! February 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Anthony Gonzalez, Derek Blankenship, and Tracy Peach. They each […]
Green Eggs and Slam 790 NEW GENRE ALERT: FORMULAICORE February 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D As you may know, I am a big fan of […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 JEFF HUGHELL WAS DRILLED IN THE BRAIN, ENDED UP SIX FEET UNDER February 14th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Six Feet Under needed a new bass player ’cause Matt […]
Metal Mitzvah 120 HELP GHOUL BUY A NEW VAN (OR AT LEAST WATCH THIS SHORT FILM ABOUT GHOUL BUYING A NEW VAN) February 14th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Few things are more important to the life of a […]
Cinemetal 60 BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE WEEK: METSATÖLL’S UNDERWATER JOURNEY February 14th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Here’s what I really want to know about “Küü,” the […]
Reunion Mania 150 REUNITED BYZANTINE REACH THEIR KICKSTARTER GOAL AND THEN SOME February 14th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein If you believe your band is underrated, all you have […]
Tour de Force 40 KEWL MINI-TOURS 4 U: CROWBAR/PRONG + GOES CUBE/EXOTIC ANIMAL PETTING ZOO! February 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As if you didn’t already have enough awesome shows coming […]
Reunion Mania 170 ALL ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF GUNS N’ ROSES TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM, STILL NOT REUNITE February 14th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, this is not the original line-up of GN’R. But […]
