Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 NERGAL IS LOOKIN’ GOOD, BEHEMOTH IS “METAL AS F*CK” June 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF We at MetalSucks got first crack at a Q&A with […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 220 THESE RECORD STORE EMPLOYEES WOULD NOT BE GOOD AT COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK June 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, here’s a neat idea : show people a bunch […]
New Stuff 1100 AUGUST BURNS RED: STILL A THING June 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I continue to be baffled by the ongoing popularity of […]
What the...?? 100 TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD June 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a […]
Unsigned and Unholy 130 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: NYLITHIA RIDE THE TRAINSAW June 13th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Nylithia: Last we heard from Nylithia these young Canucks were […]
Contests 50 PROGPOWER USA XII/IHSAHN PRIVATE HANG CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! June 13th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Last month, to celebrate Ihsahn’s live U.S. debut at ProgPower USA on […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 LISTEN TO 16 MINUTES OF REVOCATION’S NEW ALBUM! June 13th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Apparently iTunes is now posting one-and-a-half minute samples of all […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 700 INFORMAL POLL: WHO IS DUMBER, KORN FANS OR SILENT HILL FANS? June 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t believe I’m about to stick up for Korn. […]
Readers' Choice 210 HIS NAME WAS IRON, BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN EVERY TIME I DIE June 13th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think he leaves comments around here all that […]
Cinemetal 300 BEN ROBSON SHARTED June 13th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks pseudo-celeb Ben Robson — he who won our Nevermore […]
Music Dorkery 140 BEST NERDY THING EVER OF THE DAY: HEADBANGING CELLISTS COVER “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE” June 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having some kind of string section cover Guns N’ Roses […]
Black Collar Workers 680 THE 16 CARDINAL RULES FOR RUNNING A METAL RECORD LABEL IN 2011 June 13th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein 1. Fire your entire sales staff, if you still have […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 VOIVOD’S NEW LIVE ALBUM IS ICY, HOT June 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF Written into the leftfield metal legend is the Faith No […]
Tour de Force 200 MAYHEM TO WREAK, UH, Y’KNOW, ON NORTH AMERICA June 13th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem are one of black metal’s most infamous and legendary […]
The Webernets 140 DEAR DISAPPOINTED MORBID ANGEL FANS: LISTEN TO MITHRAS June 13th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s your choice: you can either bemoan the state of […]
This Sucks 560 R.I.P. SETH PUTNAM June 13th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks Seth Putnam, best known as the driving creative force behind […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Show Reviews 360 SHOW REVIEW: GHOST AT THE STUDIO AT WEBSTER HALL, JUNE 1, 2011 June 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ghost are a band with a gimmick, and it’s a […]
Guest Columns 0 PAIN & PISS IN FOUR PARTS: WOODS OF YPRES TOUR BLOG #4 June 10th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks [Blackened doom metallers Woods of Ypres are currently touring North America […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 120 PHIL VARONE MAKES PORN NOW June 10th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Phil Varone was the original drummer in Saigon Kick and […]
