Upcoming Bullsh*t 200 START YOUR WEEK WITH AN INJECTION OF SOULFLY November 16th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Max Cavalera and Soulfly are back in the studio, working […]
Black Metal Brunch 180 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BLACK SATANS – “THE MUTILATION OF CHRIST” November 15th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks Todays I drink Minute Maid orange juices (from concentrates) with […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 70 SATURDAY SONG TO SAY GOODBYE TO: TURING MACHINE – “SWISS GRID” November 14th, 2009 at 2:46pm Kip Wingerschmidt Both Vince and myself posted earlier this week about the […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
What the...?? 350 NERGAL’S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD November 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Not only is Behemoth’s Nergal a country singer with no […]
Tour de Force 100 WASTING THE WORLD, ONE FLOOD AT A TIME November 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks-sponsored Waste The World Tour (featuring Municipal Waste, with […]
Music Dorkery 220 RIME OF THE ANCIENT HARPER November 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Our bromance love kittens over at Metal Insider — in […]
The Webernets 190 OPERATION: SUMERIANCORE WIKI WAS A BUST November 13th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein My efforts to have Sumeriancore added to Wikipedia have been […]
Br00tal-lists 150 ARGUE WITH SCOTT IAN November 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Anthrax are doing a signing of their just re-issued for […]
\m/ 130 MINI KISS > REAL KISS November 13th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think we’ve ever talked about Mini Kiss on […]
Cinemetal 30 THE GREEN ANVIL November 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So it looks like Anvil’s comeback is gonna last through […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 180 MASTODON HAVE NO RESPECT FOR KWANZAA November 13th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So I’m reading all about the “Royal Edition” of Mastodon’s […]
This Sucks 540 YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS November 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In Russia, metal sucks you! If not for our recent […]
Cinemetal 190 MY DICK’S A FREE SPIRIT, AND YOU CAN’T RESTRAIN IT! November 13th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Tongue-in-cheek or not, Steel Panther’s Feel the Steel is so […]
\m/ 390 PERIPHERY IS THE REAL DEAL November 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night I finally got to see Periphery live. Vince […]
Viral Vomit 370 WHEN VINCE AND I ARE BORED AND DRUNK, WE JUST PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF DINO EATING BABIES November 13th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A reader named James (who runs this website) sent us […]
Editorials 140 THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND I’VE HEARD THIS YEAR IS STILL CARNAL RAPTURE November 13th, 2009 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein Technically disqualified from my year-end list because their record came […]
Contests 2170 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF! November 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was […]
Contests 2900 BRUTAL LEGEND FIGURINE + T-SHIRT CONTEST November 12th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’re giving away free shit! Woo! Today’s grand prize is […]
Cinemetal 420 WELL, THAT’S ONE WAY TO GET ATTENTION November 12th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So let’s say you’re in a third rate metalcore band, […]
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