Reviews 110 EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK INCLUDED ON DOOMRIDERS’ DARKNESS COME ALIVE September 29th, 2009 at 1:30pm Gary Suarez As rabid Converge fans chomp at the bit for the […]
Music Dorkery 340 THIS BLACK METAL GUITAR PEDAL MAKES YOU EVEN MORE GRIM September 29th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein When it comes to black metal guitar pedals my first […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 AC/DC TO RELEASE THE BEST BOX SET PACKAGING EVER September 29th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning MetalSucks uber-Maniac Josh Kidd sent me this link […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 370 FRED DURST JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED. IS THAT SO WRONG? September 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Fred Durst back in July, shortly after he married […]
Haterade 280 GIVING SONIC SYNDICATE THE PRESS THEY DON’T DESERVE September 29th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein We love our readers. MS Maniac Master Chah sent us […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMELY TERRIBLE VIDEOS EVER MADE September 29th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Our friend Chris Krovatin sent us this video for Enuff […]
What the...?? 590 MORE FUN WITH WEBERNETARDS September 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wow. Just… wow. Idiots of the world: please keep posting […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 330 KOWLOON WALLED CITY AND THE AUDACITY OF FREE September 29th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Since the Kentucky Grilled Chicken fiasco, we’ve all developed a […]
Contests 970 GET DOUBLE BRUTAL IN OUR AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE MS PAINT CONTEST September 28th, 2009 at 5:28pm MetalSucks Like Tim Lambesis’ Ahnold-inspired side project Austrian Death Machine, MS […]
Cinemetal 210 LAZARUS A.D. BE FINE LADS INDEED September 28th, 2009 at 3:59pm Vince Neilstein As previously noted, Lazarus A.D. are one of the few […]
Reviews 490 DESPISED ICON’S COMME SI, COMME SA “DAY OF MOURNING” September 28th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar While Despised Icon didn’t show up early to the deathcore […]
...And F*ck You Too 430 PORCUPINE TREE = PINKUPINE FLOYDTREE September 28th, 2009 at 2:06pm Vince Neilstein As I mentioned earlier, Kip and I went to see […]
Cinemetal 370 IT’S A KING’S X KIND OF DAY September 28th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Kip and I went to see Porcupine Tree in New […]
What the...?? 250 WALMART GOES METAL FOR HALLOWEEN September 28th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Brutal Jay tipped us off to the existence […]
New Stuff 470 NEW SLAYER!!! September 28th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Slayer have the title track of their new album World […]
Cinemetal 400 HORSE THE BAND GET “SHAPESHIFTED,” BOTH FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY September 28th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Horse The Band are growing up. They’ve long since distanced […]
Reviews 730 BIG BUSINESS BOYS THINK THEY’RE HOT (WHITE) SH*T September 28th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Despite being such a huge fan of Big Business’ Here […]
Black Metal Brunch 210 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MELECHESH, “REBIRTH OF THE NEMESIS” September 27th, 2009 at 10:57am MetalSucks Tonights starts Yom Kippurs. I was gonna plays some Jewish […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAME September 25th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Monday (actually sun down Sunday, but whatever) is Yom Kippur, […]
Black Collar Workers 180 On U.S. Vs. European Record Release Dates September 25th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Earlier today in response to my Scar Symmetry post, MS […]
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