Contests 1570 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM MAN MUST DIE AND HOWL! August 13th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Let’s cut to the chase: the winner to last week’s […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 560 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON GUITAR CENTER August 13th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Who here likes going to Guitar Center? The Kmart of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 340 VICTORY ARTISTS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO HATE TONY BRUMMEL August 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That Victory Records’ head honcho, Tony Brummel, is a scum […]
Cinemetal 180 DID YOU SEE THE WAY THE GOAT WAS DRESSED? SHE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT. August 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month I was standing next to Sammy Duet from […]
Cinemetal 100 TEASER TRAILER FOR ROB ZOMBIE’S THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO August 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg When he’s not fucking up Halloween, I’ve actually enjoyed some […]
Reunion Mania 500 ADEMA REUNITE, PLAN TO BRING THEIR PATENTED BRAND OF SUCK BACK TO THE WORLD August 13th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As ’90s nu-metal nostalgia reaches its peak (I FUCKING CALLED […]
This Sucks 230 R.I.P. LES PAUL, 1915 – 2009 August 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Les Paul has passed away from complications from pneumonia. He […]
\m/ 50 A LIFE ONCE LOST SHOW OFF THEIR SPLIFF-ROLLING SKILLZ August 13th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Rob and Frank from Metal Injection are in Amsterdam right […]
Cinemetal 260 DEAR D. RANDALL BLYTHE: DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB August 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I love horror movies. Especially cheap-o horror movies. Sleepaway Camp […]
Cinemetal 480 I WOULDN’T F*CK WITH HOWARD JONES August 13th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re blind or something, Howard Jones is a […]
Cinemetal 140 NAKED DUDES + WOODS = METAL August 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This video by The Psyke Project, sent in by MS […]
Editorials 450 IS REVOCATION “THE NEXT GREAT METAL BAND?” August 13th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you couldn’t tell, I really enjoy reading Cosmo […]
New Stuff 210 BRUTAL (PT. 3) August 13th, 2009 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein In June I ran an article simply entitled Brutal (Pt. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 230 ALICE IN CHAINS PUT THEIR HEARTS INTO THE BLACK GIVES WAY TO BLUE COVER August 12th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The heart image seems fitting somehow, ’cause… I dunno… Layne […]
Neilstein Soundscam 670 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: ASSJACK AND A BUNCH OF FAILURES August 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week was somewhat of a slow one for metal […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 HAVE SOME KWC FOR DINNER August 12th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez When a band names its debut full-length Gambling On The […]
Haterade 800 HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in […]
Cinemetal 170 I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT BEING IN REMISSION, UNTIL MY OSBOURNES CAME BACK August 12th, 2009 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg ”The most beautiful words in the English language aren’t ‘I […]
Cinemetal 130 METAL INSIDER DEBUTS NEW BURNING HUMAN VIDEO August 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bro-bros at Metal Insider have the exclusive debut of […]
...And F*ck You Too 630 CHUCK MOSLEY: STILL ON DRUGS August 12th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I don’t know that the original Faith No More […]
270 - Exclusive Band Meeting Transcript: Morbid Angel Decide to Release Illud Divinum Insanus Remix Album
