Contests 2060 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW RELEASES FROM AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED AND BRUTAL TRUTH! May 1st, 2009 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to RobotScythe, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Cinemetal 190 F*CK WOLVERINE May 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If anyone watched the Oscars this year – and I […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 SWINE FLU TO AFFLICT HUNDREDS AT HIPSTER MUSIC FEST May 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez This provocative and entirely untrue headline was my way of: […]
Contests 930 WIN TICKETS TO SEE MASTODON PLAY CRACK THE SKYE IN ITS ENTIRETY IN NYC!! May 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Most of you who (rightly so) loved Mastodon’s latest masterpiece […]
Reviews 100 BELIEVER TEST YOUR FAITH WITH GABRIEL May 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Now it seems to me that Believer have done it […]
Rampant Rumors 190 WILL NORMA JEAN REALLY GET BACK TO THEIR ROOTS? May 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the best tweet I’ve seen all week, from Norma […]
Reviews 70 BURNING HUMAN’S RESURRECTION THROUGH FIRE: A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DEBUT THAT ACTUALLY IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED May 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There are a few phrases that tweak the highly attuned […]
Viral Vomit 180 A BAND OF (D)ORCS May 1st, 2009 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein This is pure comedy gold. The best is the part […]
Admin 310 UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”… May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg “So that’s how you get swine flu!” Dear Everyone, This […]
The Hard R 400 DALLAS COYLE ON THE NEW TERMINATOR MOVIE, CHRISTIAN BALE, AND THE DESENSITIZATION OF SOCIETY (OH YEAH: AND HIS SPLIT FROM GOD FORBID) April 30th, 2009 at 5:20pm MetalSucks The Rise Of Extremism and Terminator Salvation A lot of […]
Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
What the...?? 140 DETHSOKS April 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, you’re not seeing things – those are Murderface socks. […]
New Stuff 100 NEW MUSIC THURSDAY: METALSUCKS READER SUBMISSIONS April 30th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein See? We do read all of your suggestions. Zu: “baritone […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
Admin 880 MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR JOKING ABOUT SWINE FLU April 30th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that many of you are upset that I […]
Cinemetal 120 YOU RIDE THAT F*CKING STEAMBOLT, BITCH. RIDE IT GOOD! April 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our hetero life partners are Metal Injection have captured some […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 390 WHERE DOTH BE ATREYU? April 30th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Just yesterday I saw a kid an Atreyu shirt and […]
...And F*ck You Too 1370 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP IRONICALLY COVERING POP SONGS April 30th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Matt Clark sent us the link to the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A SPECIAL EDITION 2-DISC CD/DVD EDITION OF MACHINE HEAD’S THE BLACKENING April 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So a lot of you guessed that the answer to […]
Tour de Force 440 PROMOTERS WARN LOCAL EMERGENCY ROOMS NATIONWIDE: “HATEBREED AND CHIMAIRA ARE TOURING TOGETHER!” April 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Someday I’d like to try and work out some sort […]
