...And F*ck You Too 840 TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU’RE PROBABLY THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG AT THE CONCERT February 17th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg If you’re at a show and any of the following […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 70 SATURDAY SONGS TO LOVE/F*CK/KILL [AND GET STONED] TO: DOUBLE DOSE OF DEATH February 14th, 2009 at 6:16pm Kip Wingerschmidt Can you think of a more fitting way to celebrate […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
New Stuff 80 RIMFROST: MUCH BETTER THAN AN ICY COLD BUTT-HOLE February 13th, 2009 at 5:15pm Vince Neilstein More often than not we’re making of fun of black […]
Tour de Force 290 THIS YEAR’S PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR NOT AS ROCKIN’ AS THE LAST February 13th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced that there would be a 2009 […]
Interviews 60 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SALOME’S AARON DEAL February 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In the past year, Salome – who allegedly hail from […]
\m/ 20 THE DECIBLOG ASKS THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHAT IF BANDS WERE BEERS?” February 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is pretty straightforward, and clearly someone on Decibel’s staff […]
New Stuff 100 LET THE GOJIRA NAME-DROPPING BEGIN February 13th, 2009 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein If 2008 was the year of Gojira, then 2009 will […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
Cinemetal 100 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH February 13th, 2009 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg I’m not as offended by the idea of remaking/rebooting/rewhatevering Friday […]
Contests 770 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW BAKERTON GROUP (MEMBERS OF CLUTCH) CD! February 12th, 2009 at 6:40pm Vince Neilstein There were a fuck load of entries for last week’s […]
This Sucks 110 JUSTIN BROADRICK FINALLY LETS US DOWN February 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Cosmo Lee over at Invisible Oranges is on a Justin […]
Contests 1 CORRECTION: SCION ROCK FEST CONTEST February 12th, 2009 at 2:40pm MetalSucks We regret to inform those who entered our contest to […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 60 SCREAMAGERS ASSEMBLE! February 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Golly, it sure pays to visit Metalsucks regularly – even […]
Cinemetal 310 HOLY CRAP, IS BRENT HINDS SOBER OR SOMETHING? February 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar World, the favorite magazine of six string dweebs everywhere, […]
170 NEW MASTODON TRACK IN SPLATTERHOUSE TRAILER? February 12th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: this is purely speculation and we do not have […]
Interviews 120 CHIMAIRA VOCALIST MARK HUNTER: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW February 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Few bands in modern metal are as exciting as Chimaira. […]
Cinemetal 60 REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS CORNELL WASN’T A LAUGHINGSTOCK? February 12th, 2009 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein Yeah, me too. That was pretty cool. Well, anyway… here’s […]
Reunion Mania 430 WE CALLED IT: WES BORLAND RE-JOINS LIMP SUCKIT February 12th, 2009 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying […]
