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Oh Don Piano!


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Rammstein to Whip Out Their Pianists on Upcoming Tour Dates
May 6th, 2022 at 1:44pm Emperor Rhombus

The band will have two duos of piano players as their openers. What’d you think we meant?


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No, Dummies, Lars Ulrich Will Not Move Back to Denmark if Trump is Elected
October 5th, 2016 at 1:44pm Axl Rosenberg

We’re 99.999% sure he was kidding.


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BREAKING: Corey Taylor May Retire from Slipknot*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 25th, 2016 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg

*In like a decade.


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Old Man Jello Biafra Posts Video Rant Against Selfies
November 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Cringe-worthy.


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AC/DConfusion Continues: Brian Johnson Denies Retirement… Sort Of Not Really
April 16th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Don Piano strikes again.


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GENERIC CHRIST-CORE BAND WITH CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE MOVES AND AUTO-TUNE BREAKS UP
November 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

I could of course be talking about any one of […]


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DID KALMAH RIP OFF PANTERA?
March 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Axl’s been devoting a lot of e-ink to Kalmah‘s new […]


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WHITE LI-YAWN
November 9th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I always forget that current Megadeth bassist James Lomenzo used […]


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OZZY GUITARIST UPDATE: WYLDE’S HEALTH PROBLEMS CONTINUE, AND IOMMI GETS FANS EXCITED OVER NUTHIN’
August 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I made a joke earlier this week about Zakk Wylde […]


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HEADLINES CAN BE MISLEADING
October 31st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s a headline from Blabbermouth this morning: GUNS N’ ROSES’ […]


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THIS IS HOW RUMORS GET STARTED: ANTHRAX & WHITFIELD CRANE
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg

Back in June, I wrote an editorial suggesting that Whitfield […]


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STUDY PROVES THAT ROCK STARS REALLY DO DIE YOUNG
September 4th, 2007 at 1:37pm Vince Neilstein

In the “duh” category, Idolator has alerted us to a […]


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SLAYER: OH, DON PIANO!
August 6th, 2007 at 3:31pm Axl Rosenberg

There’s a phrase that I’ve heard batted around a lot […]


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