New Stuff 200 ALL THAT REMAINS JOIN THE CHILDREN OF BODOM “WE PROMISE TO BE RELIABLE IF NOT INVENTIVE” CLUB July 21st, 2008 at 5:19pm Axl Rosenberg I know some people that are absolutely fuckin’ fanatical about […]
New Stuff 110 ANOTHER HUMAN ABSTRACT TEASER VIDEO July 21st, 2008 at 4:17pm Vince Neilstein Are you guys excited about the new Human Abstract album […]
Ask Anton OyVey 180 INTRODUCING METALSUCKS’ NEW ADVICE COLUMN: ASK ANTON OYVEY July 21st, 2008 at 3:07pm MetalSucks “If Roadrunner and Revolver can have their own advice columns, […]
Cinemetal Reviews 60 HOW METAL ARE YOU? THESE TWO DOCUMENTARIES WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM COVER July 21st, 2008 at 2:15pm Corey Mitchell How much do you love heavy metal? Are you willing […]
Cinemetal 100 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PREMIER: EKOTREN – “CHUPACABRA” July 21st, 2008 at 1:39pm Vince Neilstein Say what you will about Ekotren’s music — as Axl […]
Reviews 40 DISGORGE MEXICO: A SUMMER GLASS OF GRIND FROM F*CK THE FACTS July 21st, 2008 at 12:25pm MetalSucks Welcome to Grind Aficionado, for the connoisseur with taste for […]
Cinemetal 140 WEIGH IN ON THE NEW SLIPKNOT VIDEO July 21st, 2008 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Y’know how Blabbermouth has made a point as of late […]
240 DO ANY OF YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT UNDEROATH? July 21st, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein I’m asking because I genuinely would like to know. I […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: DAMAGEPLAN – “PRIDE” July 19th, 2008 at 6:24pm Vince Neilstein Remember when Dimebag was alive, Vinnie Paul wasn’t in a […]
Worst Week Ever 0 HOORAY FOR THE DINO/TOMMY SOAP OPERA FOR GIVING US SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT July 19th, 2008 at 11:42am Vince Neilstein Ponder the Freudian nature of Metallica’s new album artwork as […]
What the...?? 340 THE HEAVY METAL MONK July 18th, 2008 at 4:38pm Vince Neilstein At least four of you sent in news about the […]
New Stuff 1 NEW MUSIC FROM OMNIUM GATHERUM, FINLAND’S PRINCES OF DARK, GLOOMY DOOM July 18th, 2008 at 2:41pm Vince Neilstein Finland’s Omnium Gatherum, a gloomy, dark doom/death band of whom […]
What the...?? 80 FOR AT LEAST $437, YOU CAN OWN VINNIE PAUL’S… WASHER/DRYER OVEN July 18th, 2008 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein But hurry up, because you’ve only got 8 days left […]
Neilstein Soundscam 180 WHITECHAPEL: MORE POPULAR THAN I THOUGHT July 18th, 2008 at 12:05pm Vince Neilstein When I glanced at this week’s Soundscan charts, one thing […]
Reviews 20 DAYLIGHT DIES WRITE CAREER MASTERWORK WITH LOST TO THE LIVING July 18th, 2008 at 11:12am MetalSucks “Doom” always seemed like a silly name for a style […]
New Stuff 50 NEW MUSIC FROM TAPROOT; MORE ROCK, LESS METAL (NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING) July 18th, 2008 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein For a bunch of haters and wise-asses, you guys sure […]
Contests 990 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW SCAR SYMMETRY AND NEW-ISH CHILDREN OF BODOM CDs! July 17th, 2008 at 5:51pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks reader and multi-time champion d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. for winning […]
Admin 40 METALSUCKS CATCHES UP TO 2005, JOINS FACEBOOK July 17th, 2008 at 4:53pm MetalSucks It be true. So go and add us as a […]
What the...?? 560 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC ARTWORK LOOKS JUST LIKE A VAGINA July 17th, 2008 at 2:51pm Vince Neilstein I mean, come on. There is no WAY this thing […]
Editorials 90 NEW VOCAL TRAINING DVD WILL TEACH YOU ART, SCREAMING, THE ART OF SCREAMING July 17th, 2008 at 1:43pm Vince Neilstein I’d imagine the marketing meeting for the new vocal technique […]