Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 I HOPE THIS ISN’T ONE OF THE NEW SEBASTIAN BACH SONGS JAMEY JASTA CO-WROTE December 14th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two Jamey Jasta headlines in one day! Oh boy! We’ve […]
What the...?? 260 NERGAL JOINS THE SEBASTIAN BACH CLUB November 5th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Fersas” sent us the below […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 SEBASTIAN BACH, YOU FAT FILTHY F*CK September 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach, who is perpetually the most entertaining former rock […]
What the...?? 310 SEBASTIAN BACH LOOKS JUST LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT September 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In a post about country singer Carrie Underwood’s cover of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 300 SEBASTIAN BACH WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE’S NOT HUNG UP ON THE PAST August 31st, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting little piece that Noisecreep ran last week: […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
The Webernets 130 TWEET OF THE DAY – FROM SEBASTIAN BACH July 16th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Baz tweets: meeting one of my favorite authors of all […]
Tweet Twat 320 DOES SEBASTIAN BACH REALLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME??? May 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Alright, in case ya didn’t know: prior to the borderline-unlistenable […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 SEBASTIAN BACHATEBREED DEBUTS NEW MUSIC… SORT OF BUT NOT REALLY May 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Back in January we told you that Jamey Jasta has […]
...And F*ck You Too 110 SEBASTIAN BACH TRIES TO LURE THE ONLY FANS DRUNKER THAN METALHEADS November 17th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg The only capacity in which I ever want to experience […]
Cinemetal 130 SEBASTIAN BACH FALLS DOWN. WE POINT AND LAUGH. August 25th, 2008 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg This one pretty much explains itself. Someone we enjoy making […]
What the...?? 30 DEE SNIDER ANNOUNCES TWISTED SISTER MUSICAL ON BROADWAY, SEBASTIAN BACH GETS HIS HEADSHOT READY August 19th, 2008 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg I know this may be old news by now, but […]
What the...?? 100 SEBASTIAN BACH GOES EMO! (NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE) May 5th, 2008 at 2:24pm Vince Neilstein In a move that is sure to rip bare any […]
Editorials 100 MATT SORUM LEARNS THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP AND SEBASTIAN BACH April 7th, 2008 at 1:42pm Vince Neilstein Velvet Revolver drummer Matt Sorum posted on his blog a […]
Editorials 50 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SEBASTIAN BACH COULDN’T SINK ANY LOWER… March 10th, 2008 at 11:55am Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend Blabbermouth reported that Poison will be doing […]
Black Collar Workers 130 SEBASTIAN BACH NEEDS TO SHUT THE F*CK UP January 2nd, 2008 at 10:46am Vince Neilstein Seriously, because every time he opens his mouth in the […]
Editorials 70 (SOMEONE GIVE SEBASTIAN BACH) A BITCHSLAP December 10th, 2007 at 8:55am Axl Rosenberg If you visit Sebastian Bach’s MySpace page – yeah, the […]
Editorials 110 A SAD DAY FOR SEBASTIAN BACH FANS November 28th, 2007 at 10:14am Axl Rosenberg With three guest appearances by the reclusive Axl Rose, multiple […]
Editorials 190 SEBASTIAN BACH’S UNUSUAL ADVERTISING STRATEGY November 20th, 2007 at 11:23am Axl Rosenberg When I saw Sebastian Bach earlier this decade – I […]
50 TAKE A LEAK: SEBASTIAN BACH’S ANGEL DOWN November 19th, 2007 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach’s heavily hyped, hotly anticipated, highly ridiculed Angel Down […]