Moppet Metal 0 Kids React to Led Zeppelin September 26th, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg TRIGGER WARNING: There’s at least one kid in here you’re gonna wanna smack.
Black Collar Workers 0 Here’s How Much Tool, Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Slayer and Others Make to Play Shows September 7th, 2017 at 9:36am MetalSucks These bands earn a ton of money.
Moppet Metal 0 Kids React to Avenged Sevenfold September 6th, 2017 at 12:37pm Axl Rosenberg At last, a “Kids React To…” video not centered around a band from the ’80s or ’90s.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Hammer Readers Say These are ‘The Best Metal Songs Of The 1990s’ August 31st, 2017 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg Wow, they really love Marilyn Manson.
New Stuff 0 Sons of Apollo (Portnoy, Sherinian, Sheehan, Bumblefoot, Jeff Scott Soto) Release First Track, “Signs of the Time” August 11th, 2017 at 1:23pm Vince Neilstein Prog metal nerds, get in here right away and start fapping!
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Hammer Says That These are “The 100 Best Metal Songs of the ’90s” August 10th, 2017 at 3:38pm Axl Rosenberg Includes everyone you’d expect it to include, as long as you don’t expect it to include Obituary.
Moppet Metal 0 Kids React to Mötley Crüe July 17th, 2017 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg “I have never seen a band that crazy, in my whole entire seven years of life.”
Black Collar Workers 0 These are the Best Selling Metal and Hard Rock Albums of 2017 Thus Far July 7th, 2017 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, Metallica, and not Megadeth.
Br00tal-lists 0 These are Ozzy Osbourne’s Ten Favorite Metal Albums June 26th, 2017 at 4:05pm Axl Rosenberg Hey! These choices aren’t totally bonkers!!!
Pummeling Politics 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Wonders When “Petulant Cunt” Donald Trump Will “Just Fucking Get Impeached Already” June 9th, 2017 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg Donald = shit.
Punishing Pictorials 0 In Honor of National Doughnut Day, Here are Famous Metal Album Covers Reimagined with Doughnuts June 2nd, 2017 at 2:34pm MetalSucks Here, dough nuts.
Senior Slayers 0 Video: Elders React to Rammstein May 6th, 2017 at 3:08pm Axl Rosenberg And they found it totally normal and not at all noteworthy… NOT!
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Deftones’ Chino Moreno is More Mobile on a Broken Foot Than Most Singers are Without One May 3rd, 2017 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this footage of him performing with the injury and marvel.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Deftones’ Chino Moreno Breaks Foot, Cancels Show May 1st, 2017 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein The band vows they will only have to cancel this one show.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Celebrities React to Babymetal May 1st, 2017 at 9:51am Axl Rosenberg Includes Paul Scheer, Regina Hall, Aisha Tyler, and more.
Events 0 TOMORROW: MetalSucks Presents DEAD Talks, #1: Slayer’s Reign in Blood March 15th, 2017 at 1:37pm MetalSucks Tickets are just ten bucks, and all proceeds will be donated to the Brennan Center for Justice.
...And F*ck You Too 0 All That Remains Vocalist Phil Labonte Calls Toilet Ov Hell Editor “a Fucking F*ggot” January 23rd, 2017 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg The level of intellectual discourse here is really astounding, huh?
Black Collar Workers 0 These Were the 22 Highest-Selling Metal Albums of 2016 January 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, and Metallica.
Pummeling Politics 0 Max and Igor Cavalera: Trump is “The Biggest Joke Ever” December 21st, 2016 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein “The guy is a liar and corrupt. He has really screwed a lot of people in his lifetime and I think he’s gonna do a lot of bad stuff.”
This Sucks 0 There Will Be No Heavy Montreal in 2017 :( :( :( December 7th, 2016 at 1:50pm Vince Neilstein They they already have dates set for 2018!