Lick My Label 30 A LESS-THAN-FAVORED NATION February 3rd, 2010 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein Let’s play a little game. Which of the following does […]
Black Collar Workers 80 ROCKLAHOMA GETTING LIFE SUPPORT FROM AEG December 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rocklahoma, the three day hair metal festival that’s taken place […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 I STILL LIKE THIS SONG September 21st, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg We make fun of L.A. Guns quite a bit, mostly […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 WHITE WIZZARD VS. HOLY GRAIL July 23rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein There’s a classic metal revival beef a’brewin’. In May we […]
Rampant Rumors 260 WILL ALL THE STRATOVARIUS FANS IN THE ROOM PLEASE STAND UP? February 26th, 2009 at 12:13pm Vince Neilstein Lots of people must care about this band, right? Because […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 MR. BIG STILL WANTS TO BE WITH YOU February 2nd, 2009 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’m pretty knowledgeable when it comes to hair […]
Rampant Rumors 70 THE REVOLVING DOOR OF ARSIS MEMBERS TURNS ‘ROUND ONCE MORE December 23rd, 2008 at 4:10pm Vince Neilstein When The Black Dahlia Murder announced earlier this week that […]
Editorials 3220 CLEARLY, THIS BAND IS GOING TO CHANGE THE FACE OF MUSIC FOREVER October 8th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Former Guns N’ Roses drummer Steven Adler, former Guns N’ […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Editorials 110 SO OVERCAST COULD END UP BEING INTERESTING July 9th, 2008 at 12:12pm Axl Rosenberg Metal Blade has signed infamous Massholes, Overcast. Overcast are of […]
Worst Week Ever 4520 IN WHICH WATCHING OUR READERS BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER WAS AMUSING June 6th, 2008 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein It’s been another great week in Metalsville. Here are some […]
Cinemetal 0 YOU WANT OLD HAIR METAL VIDEOS? OH, YOU SHALL HAVE OLD HAIR METAL VIDEOS! February 15th, 2008 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Continuing with Vince’s theme that we’re not hairy enough around […]
Editorials 50 SUMMER ’08 IS THE SUMMER OF THE REUNION; PRETTY BOY FLOYD JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON January 29th, 2008 at 11:12am Vince Neilstein If you thought 2007 was a reunion-happy year with the […]
Editorials 7090 METALSUCKS VS. METAL SLUDGE: REDUX January 8th, 2008 at 4:51pm Vince Neilstein Back in May, our own Axl Rosenberg wrote about the […]
Editorials 160 ROCKLAHOMA 2008 FESTIVAL LINEUP TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON January 8th, 2008 at 2:07pm Vince Neilstein According to a press release, the lineup for the 2008 […]
Cinemetal 60 THE WORST BUTCHERING OF “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE,” LIKE, EVER December 14th, 2007 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein A band — US 66 — whose members consist of […]
Editorials 20 VINTAGE HAIR METAL POSTER AUCTION! December 13th, 2007 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein An enterprising hair-metal fan has been waiting his whole life […]
Reviews 140 THE AWFUL OFFERING: FEAR WILL CAST NO SHADOW IS THE MOST ANNOYING ALBUM OF THE YEAR October 17th, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg I’m about to say (type) something that could be interpreted […]
Editorials 40 MAX CAVALERA HAS OFFICIALLY LOST HIS MIND August 31st, 2007 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Max says that if there is a Sepultura reunion, he […]