Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Webernets 170 METALLICA, SLAPPIN’ DEE BASS, MON June 6th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a pretty legendary story about how a pre-Primus Les […]
Contests 1610 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE METALLICA BIOGRAPHY ENTER NIGHT May 20th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we gave away a prize pack from Blackfield, the […]
Music Dorkery 550 METALLICA: …AND DEMOS FOR ALL May 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The demos for Metallica’s …And Justice for All have found […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 BIG FOURTUNE: HAVE METALLICA & FRIENDS GONE TOO FAR? May 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF Few of us are so naive as to expect the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 670 METALLICA WORKING ON… YAWWWWWWN… EXCUSE ME! METALLICA WORKING ON “SECRET RECORDING PROJECT” February 11th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So what’s got the online metal community all hot n’ […]
Cinemetal 110 SILENZIUM: CHICKS IN SLUTTY OUTFITS COVERING METALLICA ON THE VIOLIN AND CELLO November 5th, 2010 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg I’d never heard of Silenzium before today, and there’s nothing […]
Please Kill Me 600 WORST THING EVER OF THE DAY: ADAM LAMBERT COVERS METALLICA’S “ENTER SANDMAN” October 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wondered if there someone who could make James Hetfield’s […]
Metal in the Media 770 LADY GAGA DANCES (BADLY) TO METALLICA’S “METAL MILITIA” August 10th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg A very intelligent friend of mine tells me I’m wrong […]
Cinemetal 500 THE METALLICATS ARE PUSSIES, REGRET SOME KIND OF MONSTER July 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Uber-Tipster Hetal Bhatt sent us a link to this […]
Viral Vomit 170 METALLICA. “ENTER SANDMAN.” ON THE KAZOO. July 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep. Exactly what the headline says. Metal Injection, who discovered […]
Readers' Choice 120 EVER WANTED TO HEAR METALLICA’S “BATTERY” PLAYED ON THE TUBA? June 1st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, me neither. But MetalSucks Sucaklo “troe” sent us a […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
What the...?? 720 ARE METALLICA “THIEVING BASTARDS?” May 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tommy Stinsonbaum – who is one of the original MetalSucks […]
Hardcore Super Starr 1600 HARDCORE SUPER STARR: ADULT FILM ACTRESS BOBBI STARR DISCUSSES F*CKING LIKE A PORN STAR TO METALLICA’S RIDE THE LIGHTNING April 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ve often been asked, “What is your favorite music to […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 2210 #2: METALLICA March 25th, 2010 at 5:30pm Anso DF I’m not some demented ingrate, so I understand the reluctance […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
Music Dorkery 290 METALLICA’S MEGAFORCE DEMOS: A GLIMPSE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE DAVE MUSTAINE WAS NEVER FIRED February 18th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Cosmo Lee has really outdone himself this time. Invisible Oranges […]
