Metal in the Media 770 LADY GAGA DANCES (BADLY) TO METALLICA’S “METAL MILITIA” August 10th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg A very intelligent friend of mine tells me I’m wrong […]
Cinemetal 500 THE METALLICATS ARE PUSSIES, REGRET SOME KIND OF MONSTER July 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Uber-Tipster Hetal Bhatt sent us a link to this […]
Viral Vomit 170 METALLICA. “ENTER SANDMAN.” ON THE KAZOO. July 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep. Exactly what the headline says. Metal Injection, who discovered […]
Readers' Choice 120 EVER WANTED TO HEAR METALLICA’S “BATTERY” PLAYED ON THE TUBA? June 1st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, me neither. But MetalSucks Sucaklo “troe” sent us a […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
What the...?? 720 ARE METALLICA “THIEVING BASTARDS?” May 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tommy Stinsonbaum – who is one of the original MetalSucks […]
Hardcore Super Starr 1600 HARDCORE SUPER STARR: ADULT FILM ACTRESS BOBBI STARR DISCUSSES F*CKING LIKE A PORN STAR TO METALLICA’S RIDE THE LIGHTNING April 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ve often been asked, “What is your favorite music to […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 2210 #2: METALLICA March 25th, 2010 at 5:30pm Anso DF I’m not some demented ingrate, so I understand the reluctance […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
Music Dorkery 290 METALLICA’S MEGAFORCE DEMOS: A GLIMPSE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE DAVE MUSTAINE WAS NEVER FIRED February 18th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Cosmo Lee has really outdone himself this time. Invisible Oranges […]
Readers' Choice 380 METALLICA + JOURNEY = ROCK SUGAR February 4th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Chris tipped us off to the existence of Rock […]
Viral Vomit 420 EXCLUSIVE! METALLICA FIRES ROB TRUJILLO, HIRES… January 29th, 2010 at 3:03pm Axl Rosenberg …this guy: Obviously, I’m lying. But I saw this video […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 THE METALLICA/MEGADETH FEUD RENDERED AS FINE ART January 26th, 2010 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Suckalo Adam Ellsworth sent us the below photo of a […]
Br00tal-lists 760 TOM MORELLO AND THE METALLICATS WEIGH-IN ON THE BEST SONGS AND ALBUMS OF THE DECADE December 10th, 2009 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg The good thing about being Rolling Stone is that even […]
The Webernets 250 ONE OUT OF EVERY TEN FANS STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT METALLICA SELLING OUT December 8th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Any site that lovingly mocks metal is automatically a friend […]
Editorials 270 METALLICA MEMBERS SPEAK OUT ON DEATH VAGINA December 7th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Way back before Death Magnetic came out I observed that […]
Viral Vomit 130 FEAR THE METALLICA FAN December 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Sent in by MS reader Kyle Bosc: So here in […]
What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
...And F*ck You Too 120 DAVE MUSTAINE ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF OLD METALLICA DEMO TO MEGADETH RADIO October 26th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Then he threatened to put himself in the hospital for […]
