What the...?? 0 Survey Suggests You Sickos Like Listening to Deftones and System of a Down While You Sh*t February 14th, 2025 at 5:16pm Hesher Keenan I watched a change… in poo…
News 0 Holy Sh*t: The Original Black Sabbath Lineup to Reunite for ‘The Final Show’ in Birmingham February 5th, 2025 at 9:31am Hesher Keenan It’s going to be the ultimate send off to the ultimate heavy metal band.
News 0 Black Sabbath to be Given Honorary Title by Birmingham City Council January 21st, 2025 at 10:51am Hesher Keenan The accolades continue.
News 0 Jake E. Lee “Wasn’t the Least Bit Intimidated” by His Shooters December 1st, 2024 at 1:37pm Smokey Goretooth Alright there, badass.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Buckcherry Expect to Release a New Album in Spring 2025 November 20th, 2024 at 11:59am Haela Huntress Buckle up, you crazy bitches!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Jake E. Lee Explains That He Was Shot After Confronting Thieves In His Neighborhood October 21st, 2024 at 9:46am Haela Huntress Don’t take these situations into your own hands.
News 0 Will There Be a ‘Brütal Legend 2’? We Hope So October 20th, 2024 at 12:24pm Smokey Goretooth Please, please, please let us get what we want.
Metal Legacies 0 Jake E. Lee Thinks He’s “One Lucky Mother F*cker” After Surviving Shooting in Las Vegas October 17th, 2024 at 9:14am Haela Huntress He’s not wrong.
News 0 Jake E. Lee Shot Multiple Times in Las Vegas, Expected to Make Full Recovery October 15th, 2024 at 3:37pm Smokey Goretooth We really hope he’s okay.
What the...?? 0 Forbes Releases Ranking of Top 38 Metal Bands, Doesn’t Do a Terrible Job October 9th, 2024 at 11:02am Haela Huntress Spoiler alert: Metallica is number one.
News 0 Post Malone Reminds Everyone That He’s One of Us by Attending Gatecreeper Show September 27th, 2024 at 4:41pm Hesher Keenan One of us… One of us…
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Metal Lyricists Who’d Make Great Novelists & Screenwriters September 3rd, 2024 at 11:51am Jordan Blum These lyricists have the storytelling and/or philosophical power to captivate in new mediums.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Blind Guardian Gives Vague Update That Next Album “Is Not Too Far Away” August 5th, 2024 at 9:35am Haela Huntress This update is vaguer than the ending to ‘Donnie Darko.’
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Terrible Acting Performances by Metal Musicians July 26th, 2024 at 2:39pm Jordan Blum Just because they can play or sing doesn’t mean they can act!
Reunion Mania 0 Bill Ward Breaks Silence, Expresses Interest in One Last Show with Black Sabbath July 26th, 2024 at 10:46am Haela Huntress Okay, but can they?
Art Attack 0 Rolling Stone Says Limp Bizkit Release Has the Worst Album Cover of All Time July 23rd, 2024 at 10:49am Haela Huntress Fair.
News 0 Black Sabbath’s Debut Album Sees 2,500% Spike in Sales June 14th, 2024 at 2:48pm Hesher Keenan That’s crazy.
Metal Legacies 0 Geezer Butler Also Wants One More Black Sabbath Show with Bill Ward May 29th, 2024 at 1:36pm Hesher Keenan Wouldn’t this be something to see…
News 0 James Hetfield Says Motörhead’s Omission from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame “Continues to Piss Me Off” May 26th, 2024 at 10:57am Haela Huntress Apparently the Hall of Fame thinks Dave Matthews is more rock and roll than Lemmy.
News 0 Tony Martin and Tony Iommi Explain Why Black Sabbath Album ‘Tyr’ Was So Different April 28th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress It’s not called Black Midsummer, after all.
