*Cute tech-support babe not included.

The band is called Love Sex Machine. Click and listen. JUST DO IT.

And ERIK FUCKING RUTAN is producing their new album!!!!!!

Featuring members of Today is the Day, Ringworm, Murder Construct, Hirax, Monstro, Stallone, Allegaeon, Stoneburner, Vattnet Viskar, Nepente, Call of the Void, Zombiefication, Agenda of Swine, Translation Loss Records, Kaotoxin Records, and the hosts of That Metal Show

Featuring members of Pelican, Turisas, Shai Hulud, Wretched, 16, Pyramids, Angelus Apatrida, Ad Patres, Insain, Abstracter, Void Moon, End of September, Fisthammer, and Tear Out the Heart

Featuring members of Obscura, Exhumed, Asphyx, ll Niño, Brutal Truth, Kill Devil Hill, Lazarus A.D., Graf Orlock, Stealing Axion, Hour of 13, Morgoth, Moonloop, and… Axel Rudi Pell?!?!

Featuring members of Soilwork, Revocation, Abysmal Dawn, Bison B.C., Pathology, Broken Hope, Howl, Flourishing, Continents, Dehuman, and Infected Society.

Featuring members of Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, Kylesa, Otep, Tombs, Sister Sin, Incite, Destiny Potato, IKILLYA, Jar’d Loose, Gravehill, and Slam One Down.

You’ll never believe what I picked!!!

Cloudkicker! T.R.A.M.! Night Flight Orchestra!

Eryn Non Dae! Dysrhythmia! Trioscapes!

Neurosis! Deftones! Alcest!

Beaten to Death! Bereft! Dreaming Dead!

Black Breath! Kreator! Anaal Nathrakh!

Katatonia! Soen! Skyharbor!

Featuring members of The Black Dahlia Murder, Periphery, Old Man Gloom, Blackguard, Hooded Menace, 7 Horns 7 Eyes, Exumer, Birth A.D., Fetus Stench, and VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC.

Featuring members of Dark Tranquility, God Forbid, Prong, The Atlas Moth, Diamond Plate, Millions, Sybreed, Natur, In Defence, Hemina, A Sound of Thunder, Anubis Gate, and Lance King.

Experimental death metal band should appeal to fans of Gorguts, Extol, Gojira, Mantric, and so on and so forth.

New video for the song “Stand Up.” Unrelated: Oli Herbert’s beard is looking pretty bad-assed!

Opeth, Dream Theater and Gojira better run and take cover.