Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 JUPITER‘S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART ONE) October 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF The return of Atheist was destined. After all, it comes […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 LIMP BIZKIT DETERMINED TO COVER, RUIN EVERY SONG EVER October 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In 1997 there was this girl that I was really […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Show Reviews 130 “LIBERATION” IS KATATONIA’S ON NEW NIGHT OVER NORTH AMERICA TOUR September 14th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “We can’t believe this,” Katatonia frontman Jonas Renkse announced between […]
Editorials 590 JOHN WILLIAMS IS F*CKING METAL August 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks John Williams is totally fucking metal, and you cannot deny […]
Show Reviews 310 AMERICAN CARNAGE: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE (TRUE HEADLINER) August 13th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I feel like we’ve been talking about this Slayer/Megadeth […]
Interviews 270 C.O.C.: FROM “RABID DOGS” TO RAISING HOGS — AND BACK AGAIN August 5th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks From left to right: Weatherman, Mullin, and Dean. Pic courtesy […]
Contests 1100 EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM DAVE MUSTAINE’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY! PLUS, WIN A CHANCE TO MEET DAVE AND GET AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE BOOK! August 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Surely one of the most anticipated books in the history […]
Question of the Week 590 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THE BIG FOUR MINI-TOUR AWESOME, OR JUST SAD? June 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Editorials 560 WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS (BIG FOUR) PICTURE? June 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun laughing about that […]
Viral Vomit 350 GIMME FUE, GIMME FAI, GIMME DABAJABAZA June 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Nothing could ever be as fun as the DLR “Runnin’ […]
New Stuff 220 COREY TAYLOR WANTS YOU ALL TO TELL HIM WHO HE IS June 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Under normal circumstances I might be inclined to make fun […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Cinemetal 330 I’M NOT SURE THAT I UNDERSTAND RAMMSTEIN’S “HAIFISCH” VIDEO, BUT I LIKE IT April 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the some of the things you will see […]
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 THE METALLICA/MEGADETH FEUD RENDERED AS FINE ART January 26th, 2010 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Suckalo Adam Ellsworth sent us the below photo of a […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
Interviews 170 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: HYPOCRISY’S PETER TAGTGREN November 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 450 …AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT DAVE MUSTAINE October 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg While I’ve been defending Roadrunner Records against Dave Mustaine, there’s […]
