Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: APRIL 3, 2012 April 3rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Vic Vaughn If your wallet is battered and bleeding from last Tuesday’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 380 “INSANITY IS AN EASY PLACE TO HIDE”: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS SPECTACLE, METAL, AND 2012 IN A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE December 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Sitting opposite Devin Townsend, I am […]
Br00tal-lists 200 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN BONER JAMZ OF 2011 METAL December 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Maybe you’ve had this experience: A recent acquaintance hears that […]
\m/ 250 THERE WAS A BLOODBATH IN BALTIMORE November 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If, like me, you were hopeful that Opeth and Katatonia […]
Interviews 90 INSOMNIUM’S NIILO SEVÄNEN: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks I don’t think I’ll ever be upset if a band […]
Necrolust 1040 TORI AMOS CHALLENGES METAL BANDS TO AN EMOTIONS-OFF… OR SOMETHING (AND WHY IT’S F*CKED UP) September 26th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A headline like “Tori Amos Issues Challenge to Metal Bands” […]
Cinemetal 460 MASTODON’S “CURL OF THE BURL” VIDEO IS A MUST-WATCH September 22nd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I saw Opeth and Katatonia last night, but […]
Reunion Mania 0 HEAVEN’S CRY: EX-DESPISED ICON GUITARIST’S NEW OLD BAND SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DESPISED ICON September 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Eric Jarrin, who as the guitar player for Despised Icon […]
\m/ 360 SCIENCE FINALLY ASKS THE QUESTION: “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF METAL?” August 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A 100% accurate portrayal of the research discussed in this […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1200 #11: MIKAEL ÅKERFELDT (OPETH) May 20th, 2011 at 4:30pm Dave Mustein MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Readers' Choice 290 SWEDEN: STILL LIVING IN ITS OWN SHADOW April 27th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Swedish reader Tom Lindén (who has made some cool artwork, which […]
Br00tal-lists 440 DAVE MUSTEIN’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 10:30am Dave Mustein Because I enjoy playing Magic: The Gathering. Yup. Uber nerd […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART IV December 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF ISIS, MUNICIPAL WASTE, ELUVEITIE, WORMROT, LAST CHANCE […]
Interviews 60 R. LOREN OF SAILORS WITH WAX WINGS/WHITE MOTH: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom It takes cojones to put two drastically different albums together […]
Question of the Week 1110 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
This Sucks 420 THE OCEAN ARE VICTIMS OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY, LITERALLY October 27th, 2010 at 10:30am Dave Mustein Yes, another theft. Again. I was already fairly disturbed by […]
This Sucks 210 WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T STEALS FROM PERIPHERY, FACES IMMINENT CASTRATION October 19th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s sad that gear getting stolen is a not-uncommon occurrence […]
Cinemetal 60 A STRANGE VIDEO FOR A GOOD SONG September 15th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I was catching up on my Deciblog today when I […]
