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TORI AMOS CHALLENGES METAL BANDS TO AN EMOTIONS-OFF… OR SOMETHING (AND WHY IT’S F*CKED UP)
September 26th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks

A headline like “Tori Amos Issues Challenge to Metal Bands” […]


Cinemetal 460
MASTODON’S “CURL OF THE BURL” VIDEO IS A MUST-WATCH
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Vince and I saw Opeth and Katatonia last night, but […]


Reunion Mania 0
HEAVEN’S CRY: EX-DESPISED ICON GUITARIST’S NEW OLD BAND SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DESPISED ICON
September 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Yesterday, Eric Jarrin, who as the guitar player for Despised Icon […]


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SCIENCE FINALLY ASKS THE QUESTION: “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF METAL?”
August 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A 100% accurate portrayal of the research discussed in this […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620
A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION
June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF

Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]


The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1200
#11: MIKAEL ÅKERFELDT (OPETH)
May 20th, 2011 at 4:30pm Dave Mustein

MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]


Green Eggs and Slam 660
METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ
May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D

Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]


Readers' Choice 290
SWEDEN: STILL LIVING IN ITS OWN SHADOW
April 27th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Swedish reader Tom Lindén (who has made some cool artwork, which […]


Br00tal-lists 440
DAVE MUSTEIN’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010
December 16th, 2010 at 10:30am Dave Mustein

Because I enjoy playing Magic: The Gathering. Yup. Uber nerd […]


Br00tal-lists 440
THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART IV
December 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

FEATURING MEMBERS OF ISIS, MUNICIPAL WASTE, ELUVEITIE, WORMROT, LAST CHANCE […]


Interviews 60
R. LOREN OF SAILORS WITH WAX WINGS/WHITE MOTH: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom

It takes cojones to put two drastically different albums together […]


Question of the Week 1110
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION
November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]


This Sucks 420
THE OCEAN ARE VICTIMS OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY, LITERALLY
October 27th, 2010 at 10:30am Dave Mustein

Yes, another theft. Again. I was already fairly disturbed by […]


This Sucks 210
WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T STEALS FROM PERIPHERY, FACES IMMINENT CASTRATION
October 19th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

It’s sad that gear getting stolen is a not-uncommon occurrence […]


Cinemetal 60
A STRANGE VIDEO FOR A GOOD SONG
September 15th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

I was catching up on my Deciblog today when I […]


Cinemetal 150
THIS ORPHANED LAND SONG IS NOT ABOUT A CHARACTER FROM STREET FIGHTER
May 6th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Earlier this year I got to attend a pretty kick-ass […]


Br00tal-lists 570
ANSO DF’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009
December 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF

20. Agoraphobic Nosebleed – Agorapocalypse (Relapse) On the strength of […]


Br00tal-lists 390
BOB COCK’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009
December 17th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks

1. Megadeth – Endgame (Roadrunner) Two-and-a-half minutes of guitar shredding […]


New Stuff 170
BARREN EARTH: METAL TO BE REALLY, REALLY COLD TO
December 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Do you enjoy Agalloch? Daylight Dies? Swallow the Sun? Insomnium? […]


Contests 2170
FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein

The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was […]


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