New Stuff 0 Listen: Ozzy Osbourne Teams Up with The Cult’s Billy Morrison for “Gods” October 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not altogether unpleasant.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s A Jam Band Covering Ozzy’s “No More Tears” September 18th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who’s ready to get fucking crunchy up in here?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy is Working on a New Solo Album August 31st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It would be so cool if this were good… but it will probably be bad.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Ozzy Osbourne vs. Gene Simmons, Carla Harvey vs. Heidi Shepard, Courtney Love vs. Marilyn Manson, Frank Palmeri vs. Johnny Plague August 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz slap.
Cinemetal 0 Ozzy Osbourne Rumored to Be in the New Ghostbusters Movie August 5th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We hear he bites the head off of Slimer.
The Webernets 0 Watch Drummer Brian Tichy (Ozzy, Whitesnake, Foreigner, Etc.) Punch a Speed Bag in Time with Rush’s “Limelight” July 27th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I’m impressed, you?
Breaking the Law 0 Deen Castronovo, Former Ozzy/Steve Vai Drummer, Jailed on Rape Charges July 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He’s said to have made hundreds of threatening calls and texts to an unidentified woman, and has now been fired from Journey.
Exclusive 0 Video: Westboro Baptist Church Member Sings Christian Version of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne June 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Spokesperson Shirley Phelps-Roper also has some choice words for Slayer and Lamb of God.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward are Publicly Fighting About Stuff (groan) April 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The Ozzman fires back at Ward for the accusations lofted his way by the ex-Sabbath drummer earlier this week.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Justin Bieber Lip Syncs to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” April 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg While Deon Sanders watches, no less.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tom Morello and Serj Tankian Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 21st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not just a rote, inferior recreation of the original!
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
Editorials 0 Pro-Wrestling Legend The Iron Sheik Reviews Metallica, Ozzy, Motörhead and More November 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this, you fucking jabroni.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ozzy Says Sharon Osbourne Will Decide Whether or Not Bill Ward Returns to Black Sabbath November 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Sorry!”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Awesome Ozzy Jams October 17th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks His is one of the best metal bands of all time. Let’s jam five of his bestest.
