Pummeling Politics 0 Metal Musician Voter Guide: Which Candidate Does Your Favorite Artist Support? April 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm Phil Boozeman We found the candidates your favorite artist support because we know that you’re too lazy.
Metal in the Media 0 Robert Trujillo Was Totally Hungover When He Auditioned for Metallica January 5th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Somewhere, Scott Reeder is reeling.
Reunion Mania 0 Tony Iommi Says Geezer Butler Didn’t Want to Make a Farewell Album November 30th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since when does anyone give a shit what the bass player thinks?
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Songs That Made Weed Lame July 28th, 2015 at 4:20pm Emperor Rhombus David Draiman isn’t alone.
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 In Defense of Funk Metal July 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko In which The Bravest Man in Metal defends one of its most reviled sub-genres.
Level Up 0 Guitar Hero Live: Will U Jam It? June 5th, 2015 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Tracklist for the new game looks pretty promising.
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Music Dorkery 0 100 Famous Basslines in 13 Minutes July 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Exactly what it sounds like!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Accepts Drum-Off Challenge from Will Ferrell and Chad Smith June 13th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg “Bring it on!!!” says skinsman.
Cinemetal 0 Today in Metallica News: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Challenge Lars Ulrich to a Drum Off, Watch the First Episode of James Hetfield-Narrated The Hunt June 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if Will Ferrell out-drummed Lars Ulrich?!?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Korn Fans Had a Good Sense of Humor February 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories can’t stop, won’t stop.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Mega Round-Up: New Videos from Korn, Dream Theater, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Death Angel, and More February 6th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg We got a lotta catching up to do!
Viral Vomit 0 Copy Of A Copy Of A Trent Reznor Parody Song January 31st, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The best Nine Inch Nails song Trent Reznor never wrote.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness: The End is Nigh January 13th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Dave recaps the divisional games from the weekend and takes a look at next week’s conference championships.
Big Bottoms 0 Big Bottoms: Anthony Rondinone of JOLLY March 1st, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks If you don’t yet know Brooklyn-based progressive rock band JOLLY, your time has come.
Black Collar Workers 0 LET’S GOSSIP ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY FAMOUS METAL DRUMMERS MAKE August 28th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll give you two guesses as to the focus of celebritynetworth.com, […]
Cinemetal 120 “8/16”: THE NEW HELMS ALEE VIDEO IS AN AWESOME, HILARIOUS RECREATION OF FAMOUS CLIPS FROM THE LATE 80s/EARLY 90s February 15th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so I was working on a new “Cinemetal Round-Up,” […]
Guest Columns 270 EUGENE S. ROBINSON FROM OXBOW’S TOP TEN RECORDS FOR MAKING EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE November 30th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks pic via As you may be aware, MetalSucks recently invited musicians […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FALLING TO PIECES” August 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Spurred by an lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 FURY, FLAMES, AND PHOENIX: THE ERIK RUTAN DOUBLE-INTERVIEW April 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photo by Alison Webster This month, brutal death metal trio […]
