Viral Vomit 140 STATUS OF TOOL AND A PERFECT CIRCLE: “CLASSIFIED” January 27th, 2009 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein At least according to this, erm, “press conference” video for […]
Editorials 4660 IT’S A SHAME OTEP’S MUSIC SUCKS SO MUCH (PLUS: DAVE NAVARRO IS A TOOL) September 30th, 2008 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein It’s a shame Otep’s music sucks so much, because it’s […]
Editorials 190 REVOLVER’S ALL-TOOL ISSUE IS BACK! September 22nd, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Remember this past May when we gave away a few […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm MetalSucks Last week we got a whole lot of racist but […]
Cinemetal 20 NICOLAS CAGE’S SON IS AN EVEN BIGGER TOOL THAN HE IS April 23rd, 2008 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg Ah, the mid-90’s. When Nicolas Cage parlayed his Oscar win […]
Cinemetal 50 MATZAH METAL: TOOL, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER AND CARCASS GET DOWN WITH THE TEN PLAGUES April 23rd, 2008 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein It’s time for the second installment of our Passover series […]
Editorials 520 TOOL TO BEGIN WORKING ON NEW ALBUM… ALREADY?? February 14th, 2008 at 3:24pm Vince Neilstein It hasn’t even been two full years yet since Tool […]
Cinemetal 20 SYMPHONIC METAL IS A GOOD TOOL TO HELP SELL YOUR MOVIE January 28th, 2008 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know who cuts the trailers for Oscar nominated […]
Editorials 30 THE NEW TOOL DVD COMES OUT TODAY!!! December 18th, 2007 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein Today is a day for celebration and herbal indulgence — […]
Cinemetal 6050 REMEMBER WHEN TOOL WAS AN “ALTERNATIVE” ROCK BAND? December 4th, 2007 at 9:50am Vince Neilstein The normally indie-centric blog Quarter Life Party has been running […]
Editorials 120 REMINDER: TOOL IS THE BEST BAND ON THE PLANET December 3rd, 2007 at 11:51am Vince Neilstein Because even I sometimes forget this and I constantly need […]
Editorials 40 NEW TOOL DVD!!! NEW TOOL DVD!!! October 23rd, 2007 at 3:31pm Vince Neilstein There’s a new Tool DVD in the works and we’ll […]
Editorials 1 TUESDAY TUNE BY TTTTOOL October 23rd, 2007 at 12:39pm Kip Wingerschmidt Due to server issues this past weekend, our Saturday Song […]
Editorials 100 RAGE AGAINST THE TOOL??? October 19th, 2007 at 1:35pm Vince Neilstein The Pulse of Radio reports [via Blabbermouth]: Tool frontman Maynard […]
Editorials 40 MANMADE GOD MEMBERS RETOOL AS SPIRALARMS October 16th, 2007 at 12:18pm Vince Neilstein It’d actually be misleading to proclaim Spiralarms a retooling of […]
Editorials 1 ARE BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME THE TOOL OF MODERN METAL? September 4th, 2007 at 2:34pm Vince Neilstein Maybe not yet, but if they continue going in this […]
Show Reviews 40 VINCE’S REVIEW OF THE TOOL SHOW; HOLMDEL, NJ, JULY 18, 2007 July 20th, 2007 at 2:07pm Vince Neilstein Every time I go see Tool I see one of […]
Show Reviews 30 AXL’S REVIEW OF LAST NIGHT’S TOOL SHOW July 19th, 2007 at 10:54am Axl Rosenberg Lasers! Heh heh. Cool! Heh heh heh. Heh heh. Lasers! […]
Editorials 80 WE ARE GOING TO SEE TOOL TONIGHT! THERE WILL BE LASERS! July 18th, 2007 at 2:43pm Vince Neilstein Tool, arguably the best living band on the planet, wrap […]
Editorials 0 TOOL WORKING ON MOVIE? REMIND ME NOT TO STAY SOBER. June 12th, 2007 at 11:47am Vince Neilstein Billboard.com‘s John Benson reports that Tool are tossing around ideas […]
