Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 MARDUK NEWS: PIECES OF DEAD’S BRAIN, NEW MARDUK OUT TODAY, PANTS TO BE SHAT June 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF It was reported Monday that Marduk guitarist Morgan Steinmeyer Håkansson […]
What the...?? 0 EURONYMOUS’ FACE WILL NOT BE ON NORWEGIAN AIRLINE JETS April 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Well, this is a bummer; after Øystein Aarseth, aka Euronymous, was […]
Black Collar Workers 0 NOW SEASON OF MIST’S CATALOG IS ON BANDCAMP, TOO April 3rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Vince noted that many of Relapse Records’ most famous releases […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OUR MOM YELLED AT US FOR NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING TO SOCIETY March 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, c’mon, that lil’ shit had it coming. So […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MARCH 27, 2012 March 27th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vic Vaughn This week’s skyscraping pile of awesome new heavy shit requires […]
A View From the Pit 30 PHOTOS: MAYHEM, KEEP OF KALESSIN, HATE, AND ABIGAIL WILLIAMS AT THE TROCADERO IN PHILADELPHIA, PA, NOVEMBER 4, 2011 November 18th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks It’s almost the weekend, so it’s time to get tr00ly, […]
Metal in the Media 270 NECROBUTCHER EXORCISED ON TELEVISION; MAYHEM STILL EVIL November 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone remembers Bob Larson, right? He’s the evangelical radio personality that […]
Necrolust 1040 TORI AMOS CHALLENGES METAL BANDS TO AN EMOTIONS-OFF… OR SOMETHING (AND WHY IT’S F*CKED UP) September 26th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A headline like “Tori Amos Issues Challenge to Metal Bands” […]
Tour de Force 260 TICKETS TO THE INAUGURAL METAL SUCKFEST ON SALE NOW!!! September 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks That’s right! Tickets for The Metal Suckfest — the two […]
Necrolust 60 CANNABIS CORPSE (AND GRIM KIM) SMOKE EUROPE: PART 1 August 22nd, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Richmond, VA stoners ov death Cannabis Corpse are currently burning […]
What the...?? 170 BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS DIPLOMACY LIKE BURNING DOWN A CHURCH June 21st, 2011 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg Norwegian black metal is a genre whose history is fraught […]
Tour de Force 200 MAYHEM TO WREAK, UH, Y’KNOW, ON NORTH AMERICA June 13th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem are one of black metal’s most infamous and legendary […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 180 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE BLACK METAL HALL OF FAME ISSUE IS EDUCATIONAL FOR ARYANS AND NON-ARYANS ALIKE! November 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Cinemetal Reviews 510 CINEMETAL REVIEW: UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US August 23rd, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Metal fans have been buzzing for months about Until The […]
Viral Vomit 50 MAYHEM’S DEAD ON MTV CRIBS July 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t nearly as funny as it could have been, […]
\m/ 20 HELP A BROTHA OUT: LUDICRA FUNDRAISER FOR JOHN COBBETT June 14th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Ludicra’s “De-Cancellation Tour” — waged in the face of Mayhem […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
Tour de Force 210 LUDICRA CAN CREATE MAYHEM ON THEIR OWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH March 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back in January, Mayhem announced a tour with some ridiculously […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
