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Cinemetal Reviews


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Review: Dio: Dreamers Never Die Honors Heavy Metal’s Most-Beloved Singer
October 2nd, 2022 at 10:34am Em Shadows

There’s really no figure in the heavy metal scene as […]


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Review: This Is GWAR Is a Powerful Story of Artistic Moxie, the Dream of the ’90s, and Latex Dongs
July 22nd, 2022 at 10:20am Emperor Rhombus

The new documentary gives fans the human experience beneath the foam rubber and fake blood.


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Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Universe Made Me Cackle Like a Goon The Entire Time
July 15th, 2022 at 12:39pm Emperor Rhombus

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing.


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Review: Mad God Is an Hour-and-a-Half-Long ’90s Tool Video
June 27th, 2022 at 8:54am Emperor Rhombus

Phil Tippett’s stop-motion epic is incredible to behold — just don’t ask us what it’s about.


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Review: Poser Is a Harrowing, Desperate Tale of Wanting to Be Somebody
June 23rd, 2022 at 8:34am Emperor Rhombus

The indie drama delves into the sickness of wanting to belong.


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Review: The Spine of Night Features Some Awesome Doom Metal Imagery, But That’s All It’s Got
May 18th, 2022 at 1:40pm Emperor Rhombus

The epic animated film is an appropriate successor to ‘Heavy Metal,’ for better or for worse.


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Review: Netflix’s Metal Lords Tries Admirably, But Feels Forced and Unrelatable
April 11th, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus

The film does its damnedest, but doesn’t quite hit the mark.


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Review: Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Lazy Writing, Lazy Characters, Lazy Everything
February 21st, 2022 at 8:12am Emperor Rhombus

The new movie doesn’t seem to understand pacing, millennials, or what made the original great.


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Review: Bill & Ted Face the Music is Most-Triumphant
August 27th, 2020 at 7:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This is the movie 2020 needs.


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Why Every Metalhead Should Support We Summon the Darkness
April 14th, 2020 at 1:21pm Axl Rosenberg

Finally, a good movie that doesn’t disparage or belittle heavy metal fans or culture.


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Review: Doctor Sleep Does Not Shine
October 31st, 2019 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg

King & Kubrick Lite makes for a boring slog.


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Mayhem’s Necrobutcher Reviews Lords of Chaos
October 31st, 2019 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg

“It just made me sad. It was not a good movie.”


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Review: Glenn Danzig’s Verotika Makes an Indelible Mark on Cinema
June 27th, 2019 at 9:15am Jeff Treppel

This movie is full of decisions so bizarre that they go beyond just wrong and into heretofore unexplored regions of suffering.


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Protest the Hero Fans: You Must Check out Kezia X Live
February 12th, 2019 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg

This killer concert film also includes interviews with the band, their families, and their fans.


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Review: Halloween 2018 is Basically H40
October 19th, 2018 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

David Gordon Green’s rebootquel is… okay.


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Review: Lords of Chaos Is Highly Entertaining and Deeply Flawed
August 24th, 2018 at 10:02am Axl Rosenberg

It’s an easy sit, but it also relies too much on dramatic shorthand to ultimately be effective.


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51 Questions About Alien: Covenant
May 24th, 2017 at 4:47pm Axl Rosenberg

Spoilers (duh).


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Rob Zombie’s 31: The MetalSucks Reviews
September 19th, 2016 at 12:03pm MetalSucks

Emperor Rhombus dug it, but Axl Rosenberg hated it. Get in here to read their conflicting reviews.


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Exclusive: Cannibal Corpse’s George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher Reviews the Warcraft Movie
July 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

What did the revered metal vocalist and lover of the Warcraft video game make of its cinematic adaptation? Get in here to find out!


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Cinemetal Review + Exclusive Clip: Deathgasm Rules
September 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Read our review and watch an exclusive clip inside!


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