...And F*ck You Too 180 YEAH, NO SH*T March 24th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Honestly, I’m not thinking about how to be relevant when […]
Metal in the Media 70 HISTORY IS METAL March 22nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: BOOO! Apparently these were part of an art project, […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 SHOSBOURNE SUCKS: SUIT SETTLED, SABBATH SILENCED February 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Anso DF Back in December 2008, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager-wife Sharon hosted the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 GUITAR ICON GARY MOORE, 1952-2011 February 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF In 1968, Gary Moore (above, top left) was just 16 […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 SUPER BOWL STUPIDITY ROUND-UP, PART 1: THE OZZY/BIEBER COMMERCIAL February 7th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As promised, last night’s Super Bowl saw the debut of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 THIS SHAT/WYLDE COLLABORATION IS GONNA BE DEEP, MAN February 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The once-great Zakk Wylde and has recorded a new version […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 THIS SHAT/WYLDE COLLABORATION IS GONNA BE DEEP, MAN February 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The once-great Zakk Wylde and has recorded a new version […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 OZZY OSBOURNE IS A LONG-TIME JUSTIN BIEBER FAN January 31st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember how Ozzy Osbourne just made that Best […]
...And F*ck You Too 270 OKAY SO THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN WORKING WITH THE SHAT January 28th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Bieber apparently have shot a […]
Tweet Twat 330 THIS SHOULD REDEEM ZAKK WYLDE’S ARTISTIC CREDIBILITY January 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a pair of tweets from William Shatner — yes, […]
Cinemetal 190 THE BEST METAL VIDEO WE’VE SEEN IN AGES ISN’T EVEN A METAL VIDEO January 25th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Until this morning, I’d never heard of Jogger, the not-at-all-metal […]
Cinemetal 170 CINEMETAL TRIFECTA OF DISAPPOINTMENT: NEW VIDEOS FROM OZZY, DEATH ANGEL, AND TIMES OF GRACE January 25th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I am in a seriously cranky fucking mood this morning, […]
Cinemetal 180 OZZY OSBOURNE’S LATEST ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE: A COMMERCIAL FOR BRISK ICED TEA January 19th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I think it was announced some time ago that Ozzy […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: VICIOUS RUMORS, RAZORBACK KILLERS January 11th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Vicious Rumors Razorback Killers Label – SPV/Steamhammer Release Date – […]
Question of the Week 1960 THE LAST QUESTION OF THE WEEK FOR 2010: WHAT IS THE SINGLE WORST ALBUM YOU HEARD IN 2010? December 17th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
