\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
Cinemetal 110 OZZY AND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CHRISTMAS DUET December 24th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein It wasn’t easy finding metal-related Christmas material on YouTube that […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
Cinemetal 90 ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN OZZY WAS ACTUALLY SCARY November 12th, 2008 at 1:41pm Vince Neilstein Before Ozzy was a bumbling idiot of a TV family […]
Cinemetal 120 OZZY’S BEST WORK IN YEARS November 10th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection posted this cell phone […]
What the...?? 30 A FAN’S INTERVIEW WITH OZZY OSBOURNE November 5th, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks to the MS reader who sent this in. I […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Cinemetal 40 A REALLY COOL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO October 10th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein Headbanger’s Blog — the proprietor of which was so kind […]
Black Collar Workers 270 WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA VS. OZZY AND SHARON OSBOURNE, ROUND 1 October 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the Writer’s Guild of America […]
Editorials 80 ZAKK WYLDE IS THE NEW GUITAR HERO October 3rd, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar Hero III featured Slash and Tom Morello as bosses […]
Show Reviews 150 THE METAL MASTERS TOUR: JUDAS PRIEST ARE AWESOME, HEAVEN & HELL ARE AWESOMER August 11th, 2008 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg In 2004, the Painkiller-era Judas Priest line-up reunited and blew […]
Rampant Rumors 130 SHARON OSBOURNE WOULD LOVE TO THROW EGGS AT AC/DC August 11th, 2008 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg In 2004, Judas Priest went on before Black Sabbath at […]
Editorials 1890 5 TIPS FOR OZZY TO RECORD A GOOD ALBUM AGAIN July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg TIPS FOR OZZY TO RECORD A GOOD ALBUM AGAIN” width=”130″ […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT CRAZY FROM THE HEAT [AND NUTS] July 11th, 2008 at 5:05pm MetalSucks Things were a tad slow at the MetalSucks Mansion this […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 OZZY OSBOURNE TO WORLD: “I STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CREDIBILITY LEFT” July 7th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg Holy cocksucking piece of fucking shit, Vince and I go […]
What the...?? 110 VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS” May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm Axl Rosenberg So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season […]
Editorials 5780 OK, SERIOUSLY THIS TIME: OZZFEST WILL BE A ONE DAY EVENT May 13th, 2008 at 2:54pm Axl Rosenberg So while it was rumored for awhile that this year’s […]
Editorials 190 BURTON BELL BURNS SOME BRIDGES April 29th, 2008 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg The latest Blabbermouth [via Rock N Roll Experience] news sure […]
