Don’t worry, he’s okay!
$10,000 worth of damage, to be specific.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.
“It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.”
Campaign centered around cute kitten backfires in a big bad way.
Ostrich-themed performer is “fuming and furious” over the error.
Also: Vince Neil weeps.
Unless Lemmy really IS God.
Apparently, “backup singer” is a disrespectful designation.
We just don’t know how hard it is, apparently.
IT’S A MIRACLE!!!
They sent former Guns N’ Roses guitarist and recovering alcoholic Slash a case of beer.
Because the photo they’re using in their story about his heroin overdose ain’t him.
Neither did we!
Remember, kids, when you assume…
See that photo everyone has been using for Tim Lambesis’ estranged wife? Yeah that ain’t her.
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