Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
...And F*ck You Too 0 Oh My God, Ted Nugent is SUCH a STUPID REDNECK F*CKFACE January 10th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He compares gun owners to Rosa Parks.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Has Some Advice for Joe Biden January 2nd, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Red neck rocker pens an open letter to the VP. Or has someone else pen that letter for him. But he signed it and everything!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent’s Gun Country Executed December 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Idiotic guitarist’s idiotic show about guns is not going to series.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent’s Death/Jail Clock – Day 1 November 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell If Ted Nugent is a man of his word, he’ll either be dead or in jail within the next twelve months.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
Cinemetal 0 FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY: VIDEOS OF METAL & HARD ROCK GUITARISTS PLAYING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER July 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow is the Fourth of July here in America, which […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
...And F*ck You Too 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST ELECTED TO GREEK PARLIAMENT May 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m honestly not familiar with the Greek black metal band Naer Mataron, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE — OH LOOK, KITTENS!!! April 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 TED NUGENT IS GUILTY!!! (OF ILLEGALLY KILLING A BEAR) April 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ted Nugent may be off the hook for blatantly threatening […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE HOLOGRAMS April 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Editorials 0 GOD IS A STUPID REDNECK: SECRET SERVICE LETS TED NUGENT OFF THE HOOK April 20th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Good news, everyone! Ted Nugent is free to continue to […]
Editorials 0 TED NUGENT IS THROWING A BARBECUE FOR THE SECRET SERVICE April 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On Sunday, Mr. Sensitivity himself, Ted Nugent, told members of […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 TED NUGENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM THE SECRET SERVICE April 17th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s no secret that Ted Nugent is a total asshole, […]
Cinemetal 240 WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE POLITICAL ADVICE FROM TED NUGENT January 9th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I stopped watching new episodes of The Simpsons a few years […]
Metal in the Media 480 HEY LOOK, THIS YEAR THERE’S A FULL GROWN WOMAN ON THE COVER OF REVOLVER‘S “HOTTEST CHICKS IN BLAH BLAH BLAH” September 29th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last year, the cover of Revolver‘s “Hottest Chicks in Metal/Hard […]
