Metal in the Media 0 Billy Corgan Tells Lars Ulrich That “It’s Amazing How Disrespected Metal Is” May 21st, 2018 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg Corgan chalks it up to class warfare — and he may be right.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Wants Those Pesky Kids Off His Lawn April 2nd, 2018 at 1:54pm Axl Rosenberg He calls the #NeverAgain teens “soulless.”
New Stuff 0 Mustainal Cunt: Exactly What You Think It Is March 19th, 2018 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg If you loathe Mustaine, Nugent, and Labonte as much as we do, this is the joke-grindcore band for you.
Level Up 0 If These Classic Video Games Were About Metal… February 6th, 2018 at 2:24pm MetalSucks Includes Metallica, Killswitch Engage, Children of Bodom, Danzig, Converge, and many more.
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalSucks’ Top 25 Most Popular Stories of 2017 December 19th, 2017 at 10:33am MetalSucks Includes Chris Cornell, Decapitated, Suicide Silence, Iron Maiden, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Does Not Understand How Facebook Works August 24th, 2017 at 3:51pm Axl Rosenberg Time to fess up: which one of you is tying this idiot’s shoes for him every morning?
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent Says Kid Rock Won’t Run for Senate, Then Says a Bunch of Terribly Racist Shit August 17th, 2017 at 10:09am Vince Neilstein “He would make a much-improved representative in Michigan for ‘we the people.'”
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent Comes Out of the Closet: “I am a Gay Pirate” August 11th, 2017 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg This explains so much!
Pummeling Politics 0 This Fake Decibel Cover is Everything June 28th, 2017 at 11:52am Axl Rosenberg Dear whomever made this: I love you.
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent Promises to Tone Down “Hateful Rhetoric” While Claiming He Has “Never Referenced Violence” in the Past June 17th, 2017 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg Has Nugent turned over a new leaf?
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent Says More Stupid Shit in Support of Donald Trump May 17th, 2017 at 11:41am Vince Neilstein “He defies, denounces and crushes all things status quo. And that is why he got elected.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Sarah Palin Brings Kid Rock and Ted Nugent to the White House April 20th, 2017 at 12:09pm Chain Wallace And there’s a photo of them openly mocking a painting of Hillary Clinton.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Famous Metal Musicians Had Tinder Profiles March 28th, 2017 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Includes members of Metallica, All That Remains, Suicide Silence, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 What Do Your Favorite Metal Musicians’ Christmas Trees Look Like? December 20th, 2016 at 12:18pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Guns N’ Roses, Metallica, Emperor, Gojira, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent is Very Happy and “Teary-Eyed” about Donald Trump’s Victory November 10th, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein “America still has a soul.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Pie Charts of Metal Musicians’ Brains April 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A completely scientific breakdown of how your favorite metal d00dz think.
Pummeling Politics 0 Metal Musician Voter Guide: Which Candidate Does Your Favorite Artist Support? April 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm Phil Boozeman We found the candidates your favorite artist support because we know that you’re too lazy.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent is an Anti-Semite February 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not shocking, but still upsetting.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
