EVAN SEINFELD PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF TERA PATRICK LONG ENOUGH TO DO BIOHAZARD REUNION
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 at 11:13am by Axl Rosenberg
Yeah yeah yeah, Evan Seinfeld has done lots of “legitimate” acting since Biohazard fell apart, like an appearance on Oz and voice work for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV video game, but let’s be real: all his post-metal fame stems from the fact that he’s married to, and is the on-screen partner for, porn star Tera Patrick. That’s right: the man now blows his load all over his wife’s face for a living. Somebody had to say it.
I guess Evan must be running dry, though, because they’ve announced that Biohazard, the Noo Yawk band that may have inadvertently paved the way for Limp Bizkit, is jumping on the Summer 2008 reunion bandwagon, where they’ll be featured alongside the already-announced kiss n’ make-up concerts by Carcass and At the Gates. Who will care about Biohazard more than Carcass or At the Gates is beyond me, but I imagine they’ll all end up on the same European summer festival circuit soon.
-AR
will Savage Animals be the opener?
They should bring back Anthony Meo and play “Lying Coke Bitch” for the sake of being classic!
Best headline ever. too bad Biohazard is gayer than 9 guys suckin ten dicks
Holy shit, someone mentioned “Lying Coke Bitch”. WOW.
“Urban Discipline” was awesome, don’t lie.
State of the World Address is a pretty bad ass album… Five Blocks to the Subway, Tales from the Hard Side, etc. Admittedly, there are a few weak rap influenced songs, but a pretty good album when it came out.
Very few humans “suck at everything” as badly as Evan Seinfeld. He can’t play bass, can’t act and hasn’t got a thing going on outside of his wife’s sloppy vagina.
Everybody should definately lay off of evan. I mean I have personally fucked his wife on numerous occasions and not only has evan been appreciative of my sexual exploits with his wife he also licked the shit from her ass off my dick. now thats one cool muthufucka. hahahajhahahahahahaha