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Tag: Evan Seinfeld


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Reunion Mania 0
Evan Seinfeld Says Biohazard “Needed to Go Away for 10 Years”
March 8th, 2024 at 3:13pm Hesher Keenan

Time heals all wounds.


Punishing Pictorials 0
If Sitcoms Were About Metal Bands
August 3rd, 2017 at 2:38pm MetalSucks

Cue the laugh track!


Cinemetal 0
Clowns and Some Light Breaking and Entering: Backstage Stories from Mayhem Fest 2013
July 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Worth watching just to hear Evan Seinfeld reference the horah.


Everyone's Replaceable 160
EVAN SEINFELD IS OUT OF BIOHAZARD
June 7th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This picture: STILL FUNNY! Evan Seinfeld and Biohazard have parted […]


...And F*ck You Too 310
EVAN SEINFELD IS TOO SMART
November 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s a quote from a recent Noisecreep piece on Biohazard’s […]


New Stuff 180
THE DAMNED THINGS ARE JUST DAMNOCRACY IN DISGUISE
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg

I can see that The Damned Things are gonna be […]


Worst Week Ever 80
IN WHICH WE WERE GRATEFUL THAT TIMES SQUARE DIDN’T EXPLODE
May 7th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

A few hours ago authorities evacuated Times Square for the […]


What the...?? 350
DAMNOCRACY’S EVAN SEINFELD GETS INTO VENTRILOQUISM
May 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick split up less than a […]


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 340
IT’S STILL SO HARD TO BELIEVE THESE TWO DIDN’T LAST
December 21st, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So apparently the source of the split between Evan Seinfeld […]


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270
LADIES: BIOHAZARD’S EVAN SEINFELD IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE TO GIVE YOU A FACIAL
September 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick have split up. Apparently it’s […]


Editorials 70
EVAN SEINFELD PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF TERA PATRICK LONG ENOUGH TO DO BIOHAZARD REUNION
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg

Yeah yeah yeah, Evan Seinfeld has done lots of “legitimate” […]


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