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MORE RIDICULOUS DEATH METAL BAND NAMES

 Friday, February 8th, 2008 at 6:08pm by

Our last round of ridiculous names for death metal bands was pretty popular, so here’s the second installment. Last time we tapped Maryland Deathfest VI for inspiration, and this time we turn to the recently announced lineup for Obscene Extreme 2008 in the Czech Republic [from SMNnews.com]. Some of the highlights:

  • Ass To Mouth
  • Cock and Ball Torture
  • Dead (really? no one ever named their band Dead before?)
  • Death Toll 80K
  • Demented Retarded
  • Fucksaw
  • Gonorrhea Pussy
  • Pulmonary Fibrosis
  • Rectal Smegma (Rectal what??)

Hopefully there won’t be any conflicts between multiple stages or you might find yourself saying the following to a friend: “I really wanna watch Ass to Mouth but I’ll be busy with Cock and Ball Torture around then. We should meet up afterwards for Gonorrhea Pussy, though.”

-VN

  • The Pig In Zen

    I have a slightly better viewpoint of life knowing that there is a death metal band called Ass to Mouth. Really.

    And regarding your MDF edition of this, Torsofuck are actually prett awesome.

  • http://www.crustcake.com crustcake gerf

    Yeah, smegma! I think it’s that distinct blend of lint and ball sweat that collects under your sac after a long day in the summer. Might wanna check the Urban Dictionary for a more accurate definition.

  • a7x blows

    Smegma is bubbly jizz from an uncircumsized penis

  • Dude Manbro

    Fucksaw, comedy gold! I can’t believe no one’s used Dead yet either, seems so obvious.

  • http://metalmartyr.com Scott

    How about the great “Excremantory Fuckers”. I like Fucksaw…has a certain ring to it.

  • Crack Hitler

    There used to be a band from my hometown called Hailstones Kill 200. now that’s a fucking awesome brutal name. Bring Me The Head Of Jesus Christ get points too.

    oh and Force Fed Glass.

  • http://www.simplermachine.net wessleymedia

    Not metal, I know, but it still makes me chuckle. The Loose Stools

  • Fsaw

    some others to play around with: axe wound, deficator, skull fuck, fetal death, dig deeper, eatable placenta, dismorgafied, and my personal fav pinecone fucker

  • http://www.bastardradio.com Bastard No. 1

    This is awesome. Fucksaw is a great name. It just rolls off the tongue so nicely. That is, until I’m laughing so hard I can’t say it anymore.

  • http://myspace.com/shiverbmore Grrr Blisterpenis Frenzy

    Not sure if its metal, but I really like the name Don’t Hit Your Sister. And if you want some really funny names, check out the Pornogrind underground found in myspace. Those kids have all kinds of hellaciously offensive monikers. To wit:

    Bitch Infection
    Spermswamp
    Offal
    Methlab Meltdown Shrapnel Disfigurement
    Short Bus Pile Up