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RAPE ROCKETT

 Friday, March 28th, 2008 at 12:48pm by

rikki.jpgIt would appear that Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has been arrested on rape charges.

Of course, it’s entirely possible that the guy is completely innocent… I mean, as a millionaire rock star, you’d think the guy could get plenty of poon-tang without using force, even if it is from aging, used up groupies… but just in case he isn’t innocent, I’d like to be the first to say that I hope he gets a nice long prison sentence, during which time guys with names like “Bubba” repeatedly do to him what he did to that girl.

That is all.

-AR

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  • Gibbo

    Amen <3

  • Seth

    I find rape charges the most difficult to judge because the actual crime is so heinous and pathetic, yet allegations are very often false. In some cases, the lines of whether it is actually rape or not is blurry (aka when recreational drugs and or lots of alcohol is involved). My life goal is to stay away from those situations altogether.

  • Bryan

    I imagine this is much more a case of him either a)convincing a girl to have sex, as men have done for hundreds of thousands of years or b) total bullshit. Look at that dude for a second. Can you honestly imagine him pinning someone down and raping them? A woman? I can’t.

  • jay

    is it possible he raped a dude?

  • http://hookssobig.blogspot.com Wayne

    Look out Bret Michaels, here comes Rape of Love.

  • The Pig In Zen

    Eliot Spitzer is/was much, much richer than Ricki Rockett, and he had to pay for sex.

    Just sayin’…

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    You didn’t point out the irony that his real name is Dick Reamer? Oh come on, you’re slipping!

  • ERiK

    Bah, bullshit.

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