Br00tal-lists 0 20 of the Worst Modern Metal Music Videos July 18th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg Come for the derps, stay for the lulz.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Corey Taylor Performs Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” May 2nd, 2019 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Corey Taylor & Friends performed a set of cover songs in his home state of Iowa.
Pummeling Politics 0 Video: U.S. Congressmen Debate Voters’ Rights, Nickelback March 8th, 2019 at 9:39am Axl Rosenberg “One more reason why there’s a difference between Democrats and Republicans.”
Lolz 0 I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition November 6th, 2018 at 11:17am MetalSucks We give the metal treatment to the recurring segment from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Includes Slipknot, Megadeth, Mastodon, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 5 Corpse Painters of All Times August 28th, 2018 at 12:19pm MetalSucks Few clowns have ever looked as frightening as this.
Metal Merch 0 Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now July 13th, 2018 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg Mmmm, smells like gonorrhea.
New Stuff 0 Enuff Z’Nuff Still Alive, Release New Song June 6th, 2018 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg A band so lame, I can’t even think of a decent joke to put here.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Albums Celebrating Their Tenth, Twentieth, or Thirtieth Anniversary in 2018 January 4th, 2018 at 10:12am MetalSucks Includes Metallica, Slayer, Guns N’ Roses, Iron Maiden, Death, Carcass, and tons more!
Metal in the Media 0 Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Makes a Cameo in Sharknado 5 August 7th, 2017 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein Spoiler alert: he dies.
Br00tal-lists 0 Loudwire Says These are the Ten Best Hair Metal Bands July 10th, 2017 at 10:43am Axl Rosenberg Presumably of all time.
White Collar Criminals 0 Wanna Know How Much Babymetal, Def Leppard, and Others Earn to Play Live Shows? May 4th, 2017 at 7:16am MetalSucks Hint: they make more than you do.
Tour de Force 0 Def Leppard, Poison and Tesla Announce Massive Spring Arena Tour January 13th, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Do you wanna get rocked?
The Webernets 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Has His Own Set of Emoji Now December 19th, 2016 at 10:23am Vince Neilstein Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Tour de Force 0 The Feel-Good Tour of the Fall: Clutch with Zakk Sabbath and Kyng June 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nuthin’ but a good time.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Metal in the Media 0 Metal Mortality Mindfreak: Watch MTV’s Year In Review From 1991 Report May 23rd, 2016 at 4:00pm Anso DF Forget what you now know! Look how much metal made the news in 1991!
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
New Stuff 0 Abbath Rides Judas Priest’s Wind December 11th, 2015 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Which sounds weird, but really just mean Abbath covered Judas Priest’s “Riding on the Wind.”
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time? November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.
