VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS”
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm by Axl Rosenberg
So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season of Rock of Love, Sharon Osbourne has been hired to teach “some of the most notorious contestants from Rock of Love with Bret Michaels the art of becoming more lady-like” for a new program entitled – what else? – Rock of Love Girls: Charm School.
Since Sharon Osbourne knows little to nothing about being a) lady-like or b) charming, I can only assume that Mrs. Ozzy is actually being hired because she knows how to land a rock star and keep a rock star. “Make sure he’s too fucked up to know where he is at all times,” I can just hear Sharon instructing these, um, “ladies.” “That way he’ll never cheat on you and you keep can keep him working and making money for you until the day he dies.”
No word on which sluts – uh, contestants – from Rock of Love will be on the show, but as long as the sloppy drunk chick who kept saying “Don’t threaten me with a good time” shows up, I’ll tune in at least once.
-AR
[via Blabbermouth]
I could have lived the rest of my life without having to see Sharon Osbourne’s nipple.
..I’d bang her.
I’d bang her too. With a 2 by 4, right down her stupid fucking gullet.
For the life of me, I just can’t figure out why her kids seem so fucked up…
seriously, ithink Sharon’s a milf. totally bangable…
I never believed in the right wing conservatives’ theory that there is some nefarious “gay agenda”…until now. Axl, you are gay and you are trying to turn the rest of us gay with that photo.
I just found myself ordering a subscription of Mens Health.
You know what she might actually make the Rock of Love sluts act even skankier and more foul-mouthed. She’s probably going to eliminate them backwards starting with the least slutty…
That ain’t a real pic, if it was she’d have to lift her skirt to slip a nip :)
For all the shit she gets from sexist CaveMetalheads for being a powerful woman with a lot of guts and personality, it makes me like her even more. She ain’t perfect, but I like a lot of guys who are complete dicks at times. To hear idiots bashing Sharon for being nothing more than one of the coolest people you would ever want to hang with is embarrassing. Just another reason why I’m sometimes ashamed to be a Metalhead.
At times, she makes me ashamed of being a metalhead.
Agreed with Wayne! That is just plain gross.