BRIAN “HEAD” WELCH GIVES US MORE REASONS TO LAUGH WITH NEW ALBUM
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 at 5:01pm by Vince Neilstein
What could possibly be funnier than the fact that Korn guitarist-turned-Jesus-freak Brian “Head” Welch is releasing a solo album this September? Oh, lots and lots of things. For instance:
- The Jesus-themed artwork adorning his MySpace page (including but not limited to the tattooed cross on his cheek).
- This sentence, taken from his bio, describing Korn: “The band was credited with being the major influence in the rise of the New metal movement.” Things that are funny about this:
- The emphasis of “the.”
- The fact that this is boasted as a good thing.
- Use of “New” instead of “Nu,” and the capitalization thereof.
- The high school diary-like lyrics of his new song “Flush.” Really, you have to listen to believe it.
- Did I mention the lyrics?
- White-boy dreads in 2008.
- The fact that we’re probably giving him a traffic boost by writing this article.
- Etc.
What? You mean this wasn’t supposed to be a joke? Oops, my bad. But then again, neither was Korn.
-VN
They’re braids, not dreads.
Did you meant to say laugh “with” or was it supposed to be laugh “at”…or was it a Freudian slip?
i liked his book and it really inspired me in a way that i cant explain. yea i really dont like nu metal(even though korn’s unplugged ablum is great) and i gess the whole dreads thing is a little past time but he is still pretty kool and i hope he didnt softn up his music after becoming christin.
This is by far the creepiest ‘metal’ pic Ive seen in a while.
haha,this guy is just as ridiculous as fred durst…btw,didn’t limp bizkit make a comeback not to long ago??…wonder how that went!?…God i hated the Nu-Metal scene!
Chris: Classy post is classy.
I think I’ve found someone to take DEP’s spot as “worst musician(s) I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”
who is this revrant fag and why does he think his opinion matters on the internet
gtfo of my internet kid
Dude still looks like he’s on meth.
his face looks airbrushed to hell
dude, im sorry but fuck head! he got out of the band and he can go shoot a load in his mom. he used to be the fucking man but no he is just a little girl who can go die.
dude,your an idiot.if you where in his shoes…would you just turn over and die? or take the new life that jesus had for you? kinda ignorant man. =/ music isnt about how hard you act or how your hair lays.for me,personaly,its about the background of the artist and the feeling of a song. brian “head” welch is and always will be an icon. so quit fronting dude..the fact he follows god is a definat plus. alot of people dont have the guts to make that change…
At least he has something to live for.
I like Heads new music, you faggots can fuck off. Hes made a decisions to better himself and you fucks don’t agree with him. Who fucking cares. Y’all all sound like a bunch of fucking losers for downing a guy who wants a better life. I think y’all better evaluate your own life before judging someone else’s decisions.
I think it’s a beautiful transformation he went through. He isn’t asking for you to listen to what he has to say, he is only saying it for himself and becuase he has true peace inside of him. Can I ask you when the last time you have felt completely liberated, free from hurt and rejection from inside-out?
he dont have dreads.. dooh
I agree. Saying he can go shoot a load in his mom and that he’s a little girl who needs to go fucking die is the most childish thing I’ve ever heard. go grow the fuck up, then you can post things online. way to make an ass out of yourself. and The song has a good beat to it. The man found peace. good for him. I wish him the best of luck.
Why are some people disagreeing with the article? I thought it was the “cool thing” to kiss ass and agree with the poster while piling as much insults as possible before taking a lookin the mirror. My b :P
hey jesus loves you so much brian. to hell with the devil. god bless
i love Lil Wayne!!
GO Lil Wayne!!!
lay off of him he is dion the right thing beside its his first album. i love to write music like that. he really opened up his heart when many would not. all people should follow christ