FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS AND KEZIA ON VINYL!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 at 6:39pm by

Congrats to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. The following two grand prize winners will receive this ridiculously awesome God Forbid prize package: a limited edition IV: Constitution of Treason picture-disc vinyl, a IV: Constitution of Treason lithograph and a copy of the Beneath The Scars of Glory & Progression DVD. Uh, I’m jealous:

Malacoda: “Robert Trujillo chose to get a different kind of ass than his bandmates.”

jesse: “Okay, so I’m punching the donkey. How exactly is this supposed to piss my girlfriend off?”

These runners-up also get CD copies of Norther’s new album N and the Jeff Loomis [of Nevermore] solo-album Zero Order Phase.

metalhead1: “Overcompensating for his name, aspiring metalhead Jesús commits the sin of coveting (and stealing) his neighbor’s ass.”

Johnny Death: “Trying to one up Dave Mustaine, Kerry King hires a Slayer fan in Peru to gather organic coffee beans for their “South of Heaven-ly” roast. IN STORES!! 9/9/09″

Congrats! This week we’ve got another great package that in all likelihood the winners won’t be able to use so much as just look at. But they’ll be damn pretty; two winners will each get vinyl copies of Protest the Hero’s Fortress AND Kezia records, the former of which will be damn near the top of a helluva lot of year-end lists for 2008. Alls ya gotta do is make us laugh with a funny caption to the below photo, courtesy of the band Wildildlife.

wilildlife

  • j dub

    Mc Metal

  • typical white guy

    insane clown posse will put anyone in there band these days

  • Follow4now

    Can I get a McMetal Flurry with that? Next window PLEASE!

  • Follow4now

    eeeks my bad j dub

  • tyoung865

    this just isn’t brutal enough!!! fuck you guys… i’m quitting and opening my own burger joint!!! i’ll be famous… you’ll see!!!

  • Mr. Holliday

    Buckethead and Axl Rose rehersing for the upcoming Chinese Democracy world tour.

  • Josh

    The first picture of Buckethead’s latest side project – a folk rock tribute to Slipknot.

  • Eric

    What you can’t see are the dead children.

  • josh

    Mr. Holliday got in like a nanosecond before me damn!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Despite commendable efforts such as pictured above, the sex tape of Ronald McDonald and Grimace still managed to hit the World Wide Web.

  • iwrestledaferretonce

    Behind the scenes on the campus of Hamburger University.

  • Max

    Our assumptions were proven correct today. Chinese Democracy is gonna blow everyone away!

  • Josh

    Carrot-Top tries to revive his ‘career’ by joining an indie band

  • Matt

    Mourning the loss of the double cheeseburger from the dollar menu

  • JakeMETAL

    Death Metal at its flame broiled finest, Buda bup bup bahhhh im lovin’ it!

  • Larrehlawlz

    Band practice of the newly formed McKnot

  • T-Money

    Tonight, we’re gonna party like it’s Ozzfest 1999.

  • Luke

    Fed up with a steady decline in burger sales, Ronald abdicated his McThrone of the major McCorporation, and tried a different, more subtle approach to McWealth: acoustic McDeathMetal.

  • Kye

    McBr00tal

  • N20verdose

    The Arches Stands for METAL bitches!

  • lern2swim

    Joel attempts to bring his belief, that the Burger King is the new Satan, to metal fans everywhere. Sadly, the local Party America had no Burger King masks.

    “Throw up your Mchorns Detroit!!!!!”

  • Name Not Applicable

    “I’ll have one Gothenburger to go, please”

  • steve

    Jonathan Davis, Ronald McDonald and Cousin It’s new side project

  • Malacoda

    Everyone who purchases a Kids Warr Guitar Package gets a special Surprise in their box!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/thereapingprocess Mike Jones

    This is SO much cooler than death paint.

  • metalanus

    “FINALLY!!! Sanjaya, Jonathan Davis, and Shawn Crahan together! This is truly a dream come true. Easily the best supergroup since Damnocracy”

  • Tyler

    Geuss who is under the mask? Nobody but the great Chuck Norris making the pit pick up with his solo.

  • Alex

    Over A Billion Faces Melted

  • nrich

    Speedballs: The Sunny Side of Truth

  • BLACK213

    ” Mr. Holliday Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Buckethead and Axl Rose rehersing for the upcoming Chinese Democracy world tour.”

    The tour starts in Nov 2008, err Dec 2008 errrr Mar 2009 errr may 2009 ect ect ect

  • sockcucker

    We tried to get Grimace to join but he thought he was too cool for us.

  • Chuck

    Ronald must be into Cynic. So I am asuming that the Burger King is into King Diamond?

  • Shanetera

    Contrary to popular belief, the Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza did not break up.

  • Tobias

    Promo pics from the forth coming Dimmu Borgir album, “The Crucifixion of Mayor McCheese,” in stores next spring.

  • Walker

    Iwrestledamcnuggetonce

  • Dakota

    They decided to take a long night of Guitar Hero to the next level.

  • http://www.metalcracker.com Metal Cracker dot com

    Progressive metal was never more innovative or experimental!!!

  • Paul E O

    I know you guys wanted me to get a WARR guitar but trust me, I can shred just as hard with this little guy…I just dont know what its called…

  • jupitreas

    Slipknot circa 1995

  • http://www.myspace.com/terrybeans84 terrybeans84

    “With every purchase of a happy meal you’ll get a copy of Ronald McDonalds new folk-rock album, Between BigMacs and McNuggets:songs of love, death and gressey teenage girls.”

  • jonowev

    A first look into the writing process of the next Slipknot album, scheduled for 2011, entitled ‘All Hope Is Cone’

  • Crack Hitler

    …after witnessing that one incredible performance that dude from Behold The Arctopus has been playing one ever since!

  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    Ladies and Gentlemen put your hands together for Ronald McDonald and The Fur Traders!

  • Iwrestledagirlonce

    Wrapping up the last few tracks on St. Anger

  • Maxwell

    As you can see, there was quite an intense writing process for Macabre’s CD, Dahmer. Here we get a clear sense of their extreme methods in place during the recording of the song, McDahmers.

  • smasherdevourerr

    Gene Simmons latest marketing ploy goes too far…

  • PD

    The hamburglar must have stolen not only their cheeseburgers, but also their amps…and dignity.

  • http://www.fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    How many fucking times do I have to tell you that corpsepaint is black not red, you dumbshits!

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    a typical band rehearsal day…as seen from the eyes of Vinnie Paul

  • Muttweiler

    For some reason IWRESTLEDABEARONCE’s new harpsicord player seems familiar.

  • Dave

    Ron smiled to himself as the realization set in – all his prog-rock aspirations were finally coming to fruition…

  • jesse

    I want an army of didgeridoos! 50,000 didgeridoos!

  • http://myspace.com/wiiowner Andrew Lincourt

    MORE COWBELL!!!

  • http://myspace.com/trialbyfire07 Vince

    little did the prominent fast food chain know, their leader was also wrapped up in a wild kiddy porn ring. Ronald McNasty Shreds lap harp like he shreds little boy’s anal virginity.

  • Mike

    The New Age Of Progressive Metal Is Upon Us.

  • Derek

    Just because Clown thinks he can play the drums, he thinks he can do anything now. Including playing harp for John Mayer.

  • http://www.myspace.com/cynicalband Kyle

    Did somebody say McMetal?

  • http://myspace Jordan

    Along with getting stone and drunk everynight(as pictured), Ronald McDonald has decided to sell his Franchize and play the electric harp for Slipknot…

  • Robert Cosgrove

    Let’s be serious now.

  • Chris Lewis

    YOU WANT SHREDZ WITH THAT?

  • Cassandra

    It looks like Rody raped Ronald.

  • Robert

    Warning: An excessive amount of McRib sandwiches may cause severe trauma to the brain.

  • http://www.myspace.com/xjamesxhx JAMES

    MTV Slipknot Unplugged In New York

    In Stores Now!

  • http://www.myspace.com/thisisagreatname Chris

    Let me sing you the song of my people.

  • SteveS

    You deserve a breakdown today.

  • Cassandra

    This is the baby of Rody and Ronald.

  • SteveS

    The previous is an alteration to McDonald’s old slogan, “You deserve a break today.”
    For those too young to know.

  • http://www.myspace.com/llama_llover Megan

    I can haz a cheezburger?
    What?! No Cheezburger?!

    NOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!

    I shall now pretend to be Hawthorne Heights and be a total emo kid about it!

  • Daniel

    This isn’t normal, but on meth it is.

  • Justin

    Ronald McSatan shreds the wooden triangle

  • Mattajuana

    i want keiza and fortress on vinyl nigga!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/almostpoeticjustice ANdrew

    AS if preying on children while they were eating wasnt enough… Ronald decided to try a new approach…. to bad his instrument was a little out of date…

  • Landis Shook

    How does one write a “comedic” caption for a picture that writes on for itself? Doesn’t anyone see whats going on? Not only is it ronald macdonald…but he’s wearing a poncho playing a menacing triangular instrument while getting serviced by the lead singer of P.O.D. If you ask me, him and his son(obviously) in the back are serenading the servicer to highten the experience before him. I guess the message to be taken would be that Ronald definately takes care of his bitches, playing nice music for them while they perform their fancies for him…what a great guy. So I suppose my caption without further explaination would be:

    “Ronald Cares.”

  • hayden

    he wasn’t metal enough for a band named: I’m so metal.
    So we tried this.

  • http://www.myspace.com/theblackestincarnation DP the Metahuman

    2012: McDonald’s Corp. goes bankrupt, leaving Mr. McDonald out of work. Desperate, Ronald goes back to his roots, when he used to be in the gypsy band named Trippin the Lite Shamdamma. They reunite for a one-time only concert in Ronald’s bedroom. The results were astounding.

  • Dissentience

    Ronald knew that joining a metal band would mean he had to sacrifice, but he had no idea how bad it would really get…

  • http://www.myspace.com/daltonthomasmitchell Daltron

    McDonalds sponsord KoRn’s acoustic side project, so long as they agreed to one thing…

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3592487 Brandon Powell

    “While your down there”…………………………..”I’m Lovin it!!!”

  • http://myspace.com/tobias_maximus Santos

    Music so good, the room will explode with Mcflurry taste from your favorite clown, Ronald McFondled!

  • http://myspace.com/devidedindividual Rickie

    I’m ronald mc’fuckin donald, wheres my fuckin’ burger guitar, i aint ask for this pizza shit.

  • http://myspace.com/danm778 Dan Morris

    Slipknots production values sunk drastically over the past year.

  • Austin Millbarge

    The McDonaldLand Funtime Band is just not the same since The Hamburgerlar was sentenced to 25 to Life for grand larceny.

  • hackman

    Looks like one too many jager bombs again for the kids at the Ronald McDonald Charity House.

  • http://www.ryanstaples.com ryan_staples

    Hey kids! Aspiring math metal musicians with the uncanny ability to shred the balls off your acoustic guitar are now included in every Happy Meal.

  • John

    Slipknot’s Clown on his retirement: “Ah, these birthday parties remind me so much of the good ol’ days!”

  • http://myspace.com.kbi_the_crowing kbi the crowing

    This is a rare glimpse at Ronald McDonald’s sex face.
    Note the long haired hippie in front.

  • http://myspace.com/sadmachines drayton

    we tried and tried to get sponsored by a reputable company in the industry, but all we could land was mcdonalds. it has its plus sides though..now i dont have to give hand-jobs for money to eat, and we get free mc-rib sandwiches on the fucking fly, no doubt. the best part is, little to my knowledge, them gays use mc-rib sauce for lube! so now instead of asking guys if they want a blowjob, i ask them if they want a mc-cock, a total win-win situation.

  • http://www.myspace.com/skiesburnguitarist Jonathon

    One of these days we should combine Classical, Metal, and McFolk!

  • John

    As we can see, Ronald, has suffered from the recent credit crunch and has fallen into a new depressive state we call, “Not loving it.”

  • yougojoe

    Oooo Are they playing….. Jimmy Buffetts Cheeseburger in Paradise??

  • Shaunie

    “WTMCF”? What The McFuck?

  • http://www.punkworldviews.com Denise

    McMusic? Yes, Please!

  • http://www.punkworldviews.com Denise

    On the eight day, God created Ronald McDonald… then he put out his first single.

  • Tim

    An attempt to publicize Death Metal to small children…

  • http://www.punkworldviews.com Denise

    His music is alright.. but it kind of gives me a McHeadache.

  • yougojoe

    “McMusic”

  • http://www.punkworldviews.com Denise

    You’re never too young to start being creepy.

  • Kevin O’Rourke

    Metalacalips prepares their close personal friend Ronald for the grand opening ceremony of McMetal in Albequerque, New Mexico.

  • Chee

    Ronald brought over some grampa guitars. Lets play the metal on these.

    All Hail Ronald

  • Ruse Of Metacarpi

    “TWO ALL FLESH PATTIES, BLOODY SAUCE, BRAINS, FECES, FINGERS, EYEBALLS ON A SESEME SEED BUN!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!”

  • Jason

    Alright guys I have an insturment! Can I join the Band now? I brought chocolate McFlurries!

  • http://www.myspace.com/angieismylove Eric Aranda

    You can easily see how much pull the Mcdonald’s Corporation has in America.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aesthyrian Adrien

    Like all Happy Meal toys, these low-quality instruments can only be enjoyed with a correspondingly high-quality alcohol supply.

  • http://myspace.com/dsmithindashizzle Dan Smith

    “Scorpions ain’t got shit on me. I’ll rock you like a McFlurryCane. Aw shit. I forgot to paint my hands.”

  • zombiejesus

    Slipknot have been accused of selling out after their new masks
    were revealed last week from some hidden camera footage in the studio

  • Steph

    Ronald is ‘Lovin’ It’ as dreadhead is giving him a Mcblowjob and Cousin It plays acoustic in the background.

  • McShane

    With the members of Korn leaving one by one, and their ideas running few, Jonathan Davis revisits repressed childhood memories and a new fully acoustic lineup with the usual, stupid, oddball twist.

  • James

    I always new Ronald was into guys……I wonder where he’s going to stick his new and inproved dildo!!!!!

  • Tristan Phone

    Ronald McDonald meets rock: you’re doin’ it wrong right.

  • Hayden

    Bill Clinton has quit saxophone duties in his highly anticipated new project “Fist full’a Mac”.

  • http://myspace.com/brokencircles13 Joe Leppanen

    After Burger King killed with commercials. Ol’ Ron tried a new approach of spreadin’ the love. “yeah..you better be lovin it”

  • http://myspace.com/carljoyce Clint

    With Hamburgler on vocals, their first record went Platinum.

  • Jesse

    “Guitars are fucking overrated.”
    A famous quote by one of the most notorious child molesters across the globe, Ronald McDonald.

  • Taylor

    Can’t see shit – I’m lovin’ it.

  • Frederik

    The man behind the curtain is only looking, and still he is thinking:
    ‘ Where have I heard that song before? Isn’t it the theme of “Days of our lives”? ‘

  • Kyle

    Introducing the newest member of slipknot

  • Vic M.

    I know Mc Donalds says to “Get Active” but do they really mean like this??

  • erik p

    their power level is OVER 9000

  • Amanda

    As Ronald teaches the drummer of Protest the Hero how to play a guitar, Moe thinks to himself, “Someone’s in need of a large order of mctherapy after that experience.”

  • cornblood

    Brutal Ronnie rips a McZither solo.

  • http://www.myspace.com/xx_cyrix713_xx xx_Cyrix713_xx

    Add 1 Hippy, One fast food Icon, One Leatherwearing Rocker and what do you get? The Fastfood Facemelter Extravaganza!

  • Chris

    This new jam really makes my McNuggets eSPECIALly SAUCY!

  • daniel

    No flowers…chainsaw

  • Cody

    Ronald before he sold out and went corporate.

  • Cody

    Isis’ new side project, Frysis.

  • Jordan

    The retarded child of Haley Williams of Paramore and James Hetfield tries to redeem his father by making a better cd than Load

  • Jordan

    “Amps are for pussies” says ronald

  • Greg Almeida

    “That little firecrotch Wendy with the red hair can’t shred like I can.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    Cradle of Filth’s next logical progression.

  • Fukt

    A simple college photo explains how Ex Korn member “Head” received his name.

  • MK89

    McDonalds: bringing you affordable metal since 1999

  • http://www.myspace.com/dominicduran Dominic Duran

    Protest The Hero Band Tryouts.

  • Rexhasta

    Ronald McDonald = Rodeo Clown, Burger Meister, or Rock God? You make the choice.

  • Andrew mcforce

    Newly found Childrens grindcore band “Whining McDeath Blood Corpse’ in their latter days of recording their 15th succesful full length album came drastically to a close soon after this picture was publicized.

  • Jake Lentz

    Two little known facts about Ronald McDonald:

    1. He was a virtuoso zither player.

    2. He created the Happy Ending to follow the Happy Meal.

  • http://www.myspace.com/angels_got_the_angles Angel Hernandez

    maybe its my dick in this dudes ear, but this acid is fuckin SWEEETT.

  • David

    you know what. fuck ur couch, cuz either way, im fuckin your ear.

  • Ryuzaki

    Ronald concluded that trying to play anything resembling a metronome is neither cool or acceptable.

  • Vortis

    Bud Light – not for novelty characters.

  • http://www.myspace.com/simonsme Simon

    McDonald’s try to reach out to the teenage audience with they’re new slogan, “I’m rockin’ it”

  • http://www.myspace.com/simonsme Simon

    Ronald is shocked when he finds out what the kids put in his “special sauce”

  • http://www.myspace.com/simonsme Simon

    McDonald’s now are trying the “GhostBusters 2″ approach of house parties.

  • http://www.myspace.com/simonsme Simon

    Corey has a new mask??? Watch out for the new Slipknot video coming Xmas ’09

  • MuddT0ad

    Just when you thought ruining your digestive system was Ronalds ONLY talent…

  • penis

    Estevan in the back there needs some long sleeved flannel goin on. this picture screams 90′s grunge.

  • http://www.myspace.com/luyandox87 Jose

    With a little bit of Ronalds schizobation and his cone of destroy we might really end up with a Mcdisaster piece!

  • Joe

    What is Jonathon Davis doing to Ronald??

  • Amanda

    Ronald decides to show up at his Charity House to see what REALLY goes on over there. He replies, “Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/shardlife DaxC

    GWAR finally found something scarier than space-mutants to mutilate their victims. What’s more, they’ve replaced their Jager-spewing penii with a McFlurry-blasting cow’s skull.

  • DNS666

    After their critically acclaimed videos for “One” and “The Day That Never Comes”, Metallica set out to finish their anti-war video trilogy with an exciting installment of “The Battle of Hamburger Hill” for their next single. The video is said to be directed by Michel Gondry, well-known for his sometimes surrealist visual style.

  • Amanda

    As John Davis sings an accoustic version of “Clown” to Ron, he bends down to cry with emotion, gets his dreads stuck in his guitar, and Ron shows him what a real BigMac is.

  • Dave The Robot

    This is what happens when the power is out and no one can play world of warcraft.

    -smoke some-

  • Andrew

    It’s not every day that Ronald McDonald gets to jam with the Jonas Brothers.

  • jamie

    mcdonalds starts advertising to metalheads, hoping to reach a new audience and sell more burgers

    OR

    This is why Roanld isnt shown in their adds anymore, hes got all drugged up and stoppedcaring about the music

  • Kelli Hackney

    “So I hear you signed that $20,000 check over to the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, Ronald. I hope you’ll take this, uh, favor into consideration while signing that promotion deal for our band.”

  • foodlord

    The thing I don’t understand is whether groupies go to their shows for the music or to get a chance at eating Ronald’s Big Mac.

  • oddproject

    The R&D room for McDonald’s new slogans.

  • Keith

    The premiere of Criss Angel’s Cirque du Soleil show, Believe.

  • ICARUS

    “Dis is du nu genration ov corpze paint, TRUST.”

  • dude

    even as a child, ronald mcdonald got head from little kids

  • Cody

    Further proof Slipknot stole all their ideas from Jethro Tull.

  • Cody

    After John Wayne Gacy finsihed the set, he choked the guitarist, and buried the keyboardist alive.

  • http://yahoo Jeremy

    After being fired from his current job, Ronald did what any respectable clown would do. He got a job appearing at barmitzfah’s.

  • Mikael

    Watch me supersize this solo bitches.

  • Will

    Even after the crowds had left and the gang disbanded, Ronald just wouldn’t take off the mask. Some call it crazy, others call it sad. Ronald maintains it’s just good business.

  • Alex

    Often feeling misplaced in his band due to his bright red jewfro, Young Ronald would transfer his grief into lengthy lap harp solos.

  • Young Hov

    With the economy gradually going to shit, this is foresight of Ronald McDonald turning to metal as his savior to restore his beloved franchise to complete his goal in life to fatten up the unhealthiness society in the world, the United States of America.

  • Young Hov

    Even Ronnie Mac fell into the metal scene, what’s wrong with the world today?

  • Priestly

    Here is Gaahl, celebrating the release of Death Magnetic

  • TheAnonLegion

    Advertising
    Dude! That was an awesome show…you want to go to McDonalds…

  • TheAnonLegion

    Dad said I should go to business school to take over the family business
    I said fuck that I’m making the world’s first hardcore lap harp solo
    let’s get to practicing guys

  • http://- The Loser 69

    “Paris Hilton unveils new acoustic-metal-McNugget project for December ’09″

  • Alex

    Due to lack of funding, Blessed By a Broken Heart could not afford their makeup this tour and have had to comprise.

  • Phuctifyno

    “Nobody’s ever done a show like this before is what i’m… NO DUDE, THE MASK IS A METAPHOR!!! For like, the FUCKING SYSTEM!!! I’m gonna smack you with this cheese wedge, man; do you want in or not?”

  • Michelangelo

    “house of the rising sun by led zepellin, coming right up!!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/lucas271991 Lucas

    Ronald, I really don’t think that’s a good enough bass for our McRockin’ band.

  • Dutty4u

    Late-night practice sessions never felt the same between us after that fateful night.

  • Metal Matt

    “As John shredded on his triangle, he couldn’t help but feel a little guilty for exploiting his bandmate’s Ronald McDonald fetish.”

  • Nikki

    I’ll order the Metal-Mac, with a coke and a side order of dreads.

  • Mike

    The band would reform several months later without Ronald, citing artistic differences, namely his need to use his “wicked McTriangle skillz” on every song.

  • Drew

    After a long day of rehearsing for the next korn album. James “munky” Shaffer decides to have it his way in a jam session with Ronald McDonald and friends

  • Arne

    wow… i didnt know they took pictures at happy go lucky’s first show.

  • Giles

    he would pay for forgetting his corpsepaint…

  • http://www.myspace.com/8361228 Ralph

    Band practice with Happy Meal instruments proves to be less fun than Rock Band.

  • The Greys

    When Kentucky’s premier black metal band, Quartered, Pounded and Shredded, received their first endosement deal, they should have read the fine print.

  • mike1000000000

    This offends me.

  • Ryan

    And so were the humble beginnings of xburgerxcorex.

  • Jordan

    In an attempt to reach out to todays youth, ronald mcdonald forms a reunion with his old college roomies

  • http://www.myspace.com/infernalnoizeradio wayniac

    Despite already being the chosen food for 85% of metalheads around the world, McDonald’s have launched their new “McMetal” range of Happy Meals in an attempt to gain the remaining 15%

  • Deano

    Lean forward more and cough. This clown knows how to get a metal session started

  • Andrew

    Mercyful Fate.

    The Early Years.

  • Individual Thought Patterns

    brie brie brie brie brie, i’m lovin it.

  • TYLER90

    I always knew King Diamond and Ronald McDonald were the same person, and this little jam session proves it!

  • Nikki

    Do you want fries with that?

  • Ocxa

    Sorry, we were out of money so we had to change our drummer to this happy mandolin guy. He’s got the food and money..

  • http://www.metalcracker.com Metal Cracker dot com

    ALL YOUR OIL ARE BELONG TO US!!!

  • Amanda

    David Hasselhoff in his drunken splendor trying to relive his musical days. Today Hasselhoff… Tomorrow… Jesus Christ Superstar.

  • Dan

    Ronald McDonald shows off his new idea for fat kids too lose weight.

  • Juan

    Dimmu Burger

  • Andrew

    Shawn Crahans next generation of clown masks had to be removed because of a nasty lawsuit by the douches at mcdonalds.

  • billybob

    Buckethead’s new look and fellatio-bluegrass-fusion concept album was met with mixed reviews from fans, some were quoted as saying “it sucked dick.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/hetre Cody

    Acoustics guitars are not just for grandpas anymore. Deathclown seems to like using them to jam out ACOUSTIC-FOLK METAL!

  • Tombo!

    Service with a smile.
    I’m lovin’ it.

  • Durkinator

    The highly controversial conversion of the “Happy Meal” to the “Brutal Meal” is underway. The new product includes:
    The new McBrokenRib Sandwich
    A small (line of) Coke
    Your very own Elvenking action figures

    …and fries….

  • smithie

    Protest The Corporate Bailout !!!!!

  • Andrew

    Mcdonalds! now sponsering slipknot wannabe metal bands!

  • Joey

    Rare band practice footage of the ever popular British band “guerillas”.

  • penis

    oh skittle fuck! ive seen vintage porn start like this!

  • Andrew

    Ronald’s post depression christian hating phase.

  • Brandon

    I have no idea what the hell they think they’re doing, but “I’m Lovin’ it!”

  • Kyle

    Damn Jack in the box guys is late agian

  • andrew

    Throw in some emo-acoustic and long haired metal enthusiasts, we can make any BigMac sound good

  • JACOB

    EVERY 17 YEAROLD MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE WILL USE ANY THEME TO BREAK THRU WITH THERE HARDCORE YUKALAYLEE MEATAL BAND

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  • Matt

    i hope the clowns not rockin out with his C**K out

  • Arto

    Introducing…
    The McNightmares!
    Featuring Ronald ‘Thanks for the sweater mom’ McDonald, Dread ‘lock-pick’ Murphy, and “Generic highschool guitar kid playing Nirvana in the music room during lunch”

  • zackcentury

    Feeling tough competition from the Burger King, Ronald experiments with letting his customers have it their way, too. Things got a little out of hand.

  • JakeFM

    Pennywise finally stopped terrorizing the Losers’ club when he first saw them rocking out.

  • http://www.kaaghouse.com/blog/ GoatRider

    This was the heaviest shit Ronald had ever played.

  • Mark

    Heavier than our fucking customers!

  • Foxes

    No, no, no guys! Tchaikovsky’s Marche Slave was in B-flat minor, not D-flat major! You guys are going to make us look like idiots…

  • Mike

    “Welcome to Mcdonalds, were out of french fries at the moment… would you like me to play you a lovely song while you wait”

  • Michaela

    The famous Ronald McDonald has been caught red-handed in the Ronald McDonald House after attempting to anally probe a boy with a mental illness. Mr McDonald had been rehearsing with the two young boys who had planned to help Ronald take over the heavy metal industry; which was in fact a cult.

  • rotgutz

    Photographic proof that Ronald McDonald aspires to take over the nations young minds with harmonic mind reprograming. Repeat: I’m lovin it!

  • kuyu

    McDonald’s ist krieg

  • timuchan

    It seems Slipknot finally ran out of new ideas for their masks.

  • Jimbo

    “Ronald looks off into the distance. He knows that one day his talents will lead him to a band far greater, but for now he must wait. Wait until I get rid of that idiot Alexi Laiho, Ronald shreds so much harder and his vocals are much more brutal.”
    -Jask Raatikainen (drummer of Children of Bodom)

  • guitarsenic

    McMurder Baby in rehersal

  • guitarsenic

    Ronald’s Cone guitar sounded colder than his ice cream cone