Mc Metal

Can I get a McMetal Flurry with that? Next window PLEASE!

The first picture of Buckethead’s latest side project – a folk rock tribute to Slipknot.

Mr. Holliday got in like a nanosecond before me damn!

Behind the scenes on the campus of Hamburger University.

Carrot-Top tries to revive his ‘career’ by joining an indie band

Death Metal at its flame broiled finest, Buda bup bup bahhhh im lovin’ it!

Tonight, we’re gonna party like it’s Ozzfest 1999.

McBr00tal

Joel attempts to bring his belief, that the Burger King is the new Satan, to metal fans everywhere. Sadly, the local Party America had no Burger King masks.

“Throw up your Mchorns Detroit!!!!!”

Jonathan Davis, Ronald McDonald and Cousin It’s new side project

This is SO much cooler than death paint.

Geuss who is under the mask? Nobody but the great Chuck Norris making the pit pick up with his solo.

Speedballs: The Sunny Side of Truth

We tried to get Grimace to join but he thought he was too cool for us.

Contrary to popular belief, the Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza did not break up.

Iwrestledamcnuggetonce

Progressive metal was never more innovative or experimental!!!

Slipknot circa 1995

A first look into the writing process of the next Slipknot album, scheduled for 2011, entitled ‘All Hope Is Cone’

Ladies and Gentlemen put your hands together for Ronald McDonald and The Fur Traders!

As you can see, there was quite an intense writing process for Macabre’s CD, Dahmer. Here we get a clear sense of their extreme methods in place during the recording of the song, McDahmers.

The hamburglar must have stolen not only their cheeseburgers, but also their amps…and dignity.

a typical band rehearsal day…as seen from the eyes of Vinnie Paul

Ron smiled to himself as the realization set in – all his prog-rock aspirations were finally coming to fruition…

MORE COWBELL!!!

The New Age Of Progressive Metal Is Upon Us.

Did somebody say McMetal?

Let’s be serious now.

It looks like Rody raped Ronald.

MTV Slipknot Unplugged In New York

In Stores Now!

You deserve a breakdown today.

The previous is an alteration to McDonald’s old slogan, “You deserve a break today.”
For those too young to know.

This isn’t normal, but on meth it is.

i want keiza and fortress on vinyl nigga!!!

How does one write a “comedic” caption for a picture that writes on for itself? Doesn’t anyone see whats going on? Not only is it ronald macdonald…but he’s wearing a poncho playing a menacing triangular instrument while getting serviced by the lead singer of P.O.D. If you ask me, him and his son(obviously) in the back are serenading the servicer to highten the experience before him. I guess the message to be taken would be that Ronald definately takes care of his bitches, playing nice music for them while they perform their fancies for him…what a great guy. So I suppose my caption without further explaination would be:

“Ronald Cares.”

2012: McDonald’s Corp. goes bankrupt, leaving Mr. McDonald out of work. Desperate, Ronald goes back to his roots, when he used to be in the gypsy band named Trippin the Lite Shamdamma. They reunite for a one-time only concert in Ronald’s bedroom. The results were astounding.

McDonalds sponsord KoRn’s acoustic side project, so long as they agreed to one thing…

Music so good, the room will explode with Mcflurry taste from your favorite clown, Ronald McFondled!

Slipknots production values sunk drastically over the past year.

Looks like one too many jager bombs again for the kids at the Ronald McDonald Charity House.

Slipknot’s Clown on his retirement: “Ah, these birthday parties remind me so much of the good ol’ days!”

we tried and tried to get sponsored by a reputable company in the industry, but all we could land was mcdonalds. it has its plus sides though..now i dont have to give hand-jobs for money to eat, and we get free mc-rib sandwiches on the fucking fly, no doubt. the best part is, little to my knowledge, them gays use mc-rib sauce for lube! so now instead of asking guys if they want a blowjob, i ask them if they want a mc-cock, a total win-win situation.

As we can see, Ronald, has suffered from the recent credit crunch and has fallen into a new depressive state we call, “Not loving it.”

“WTMCF”? What The McFuck?

On the eight day, God created Ronald McDonald… then he put out his first single.

His music is alright.. but it kind of gives me a McHeadache.

You’re never too young to start being creepy.

Ronald brought over some grampa guitars. Lets play the metal on these.

All Hail Ronald

Alright guys I have an insturment! Can I join the Band now? I brought chocolate McFlurries!

Like all Happy Meal toys, these low-quality instruments can only be enjoyed with a correspondingly high-quality alcohol supply.

Slipknot have been accused of selling out after their new masks
were revealed last week from some hidden camera footage in the studio

With the members of Korn leaving one by one, and their ideas running few, Jonathan Davis revisits repressed childhood memories and a new fully acoustic lineup with the usual, stupid, oddball twist.

Ronald McDonald meets rock: you’re doin’ it wrong right.

After Burger King killed with commercials. Ol’ Ron tried a new approach of spreadin’ the love. “yeah..you better be lovin it”

“Guitars are fucking overrated.”
A famous quote by one of the most notorious child molesters across the globe, Ronald McDonald.

The man behind the curtain is only looking, and still he is thinking:
‘ Where have I heard that song before? Isn’t it the theme of “Days of our lives”? ‘

I know Mc Donalds says to “Get Active” but do they really mean like this??

As Ronald teaches the drummer of Protest the Hero how to play a guitar, Moe thinks to himself, “Someone’s in need of a large order of mctherapy after that experience.”

Add 1 Hippy, One fast food Icon, One Leatherwearing Rocker and what do you get? The Fastfood Facemelter Extravaganza!

No flowers…chainsaw

Isis’ new side project, Frysis.

“Amps are for pussies” says ronald

Cradle of Filth’s next logical progression.

McDonalds: bringing you affordable metal since 1999

Ronald McDonald = Rodeo Clown, Burger Meister, or Rock God? You make the choice.

Two little known facts about Ronald McDonald:

1. He was a virtuoso zither player.

2. He created the Happy Ending to follow the Happy Meal.

you know what. fuck ur couch, cuz either way, im fuckin your ear.

Bud Light – not for novelty characters.

Ronald is shocked when he finds out what the kids put in his “special sauce”

Corey has a new mask??? Watch out for the new Slipknot video coming Xmas ’09

Estevan in the back there needs some long sleeved flannel goin on. this picture screams 90′s grunge.

What is Jonathon Davis doing to Ronald??

GWAR finally found something scarier than space-mutants to mutilate their victims. What’s more, they’ve replaced their Jager-spewing penii with a McFlurry-blasting cow’s skull.

As John Davis sings an accoustic version of “Clown” to Ron, he bends down to cry with emotion, gets his dreads stuck in his guitar, and Ron shows him what a real BigMac is.

It’s not every day that Ronald McDonald gets to jam with the Jonas Brothers.

“So I hear you signed that $20,000 check over to the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, Ronald. I hope you’ll take this, uh, favor into consideration while signing that promotion deal for our band.”

The R&D room for McDonald’s new slogans.

“Dis is du nu genration ov corpze paint, TRUST.”

Further proof Slipknot stole all their ideas from Jethro Tull.

After being fired from his current job, Ronald did what any respectable clown would do. He got a job appearing at barmitzfah’s.

Even after the crowds had left and the gang disbanded, Ronald just wouldn’t take off the mask. Some call it crazy, others call it sad. Ronald maintains it’s just good business.

With the economy gradually going to shit, this is foresight of Ronald McDonald turning to metal as his savior to restore his beloved franchise to complete his goal in life to fatten up the unhealthiness society in the world, the United States of America.

Here is Gaahl, celebrating the release of Death Magnetic

Dad said I should go to business school to take over the family business
I said fuck that I’m making the world’s first hardcore lap harp solo
let’s get to practicing guys

Due to lack of funding, Blessed By a Broken Heart could not afford their makeup this tour and have had to comprise.

“house of the rising sun by led zepellin, coming right up!!”

Late-night practice sessions never felt the same between us after that fateful night.

I’ll order the Metal-Mac, with a coke and a side order of dreads.

After a long day of rehearsing for the next korn album. James “munky” Shaffer decides to have it his way in a jam session with Ronald McDonald and friends

he would pay for forgetting his corpsepaint…

When Kentucky’s premier black metal band, Quartered, Pounded and Shredded, received their first endosement deal, they should have read the fine print.

And so were the humble beginnings of xburgerxcorex.

Despite already being the chosen food for 85% of metalheads around the world, McDonald’s have launched their new “McMetal” range of Happy Meals in an attempt to gain the remaining 15%

Mercyful Fate.

The Early Years.

I always knew King Diamond and Ronald McDonald were the same person, and this little jam session proves it!

Sorry, we were out of money so we had to change our drummer to this happy mandolin guy. He’s got the food and money..

David Hasselhoff in his drunken splendor trying to relive his musical days. Today Hasselhoff… Tomorrow… Jesus Christ Superstar.

Dimmu Burger

Buckethead’s new look and fellatio-bluegrass-fusion concept album was met with mixed reviews from fans, some were quoted as saying “it sucked dick.”

Service with a smile.
I’m lovin’ it.

Protest The Corporate Bailout !!!!!

Rare band practice footage of the ever popular British band “guerillas”.

Ronald’s post depression christian hating phase.

Damn Jack in the box guys is late agian

EVERY 17 YEAROLD MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE WILL USE ANY THEME TO BREAK THRU WITH THERE HARDCORE YUKALAYLEE MEATAL BAND

Introducing…
The McNightmares!
Featuring Ronald ‘Thanks for the sweater mom’ McDonald, Dread ‘lock-pick’ Murphy, and “Generic highschool guitar kid playing Nirvana in the music room during lunch”

Pennywise finally stopped terrorizing the Losers’ club when he first saw them rocking out.

Heavier than our fucking customers!

“Welcome to Mcdonalds, were out of french fries at the moment… would you like me to play you a lovely song while you wait”

Photographic proof that Ronald McDonald aspires to take over the nations young minds with harmonic mind reprograming. Repeat: I’m lovin it!

It seems Slipknot finally ran out of new ideas for their masks.

McMurder Baby in rehersal