BEST NEWS EVER?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 at 10:49am by Axl Rosenberg

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Check it. Tizommy Lizee is bringing back Methods of Mayhem for real, yo. It’s been too long, playa. When’d the last MOM disc drop? Like ‘01, ‘02? Yooooo, that shit was HOT, son. “Get, g-get naked!” Peeps been waitin’ for a new MOM album like it was a free bj n’ shit. Tommy Lee! Givin’ da people what dey want! YEEEEEAAAHHHH BOYYYYYYY! Get down wit this shit, muthfucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, I gots to go find TiLo. Peace out, homie.

-AR


13 COMMENTS on “BEST NEWS EVER?”

  1. Price says:

    I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. I just want to get naked.

  2. Cullen says:

    Lil’ Kim only needed a few lines in that song to confirm she’s a slut.

  3. seveword says:

    My goodness! I say, they seem to be letting all sorts of riffraff onto the Internet nowadays.

  4. Sammy says:

    Axl, I would pay good money to hear you read this blog post as is, but with a full on Yiddish accent.

  5. Senior Swanky says:

    Best Nu Metal album evah

  6. Tormentor says:

    Do i dectect a note of sarcasm there?

  7. enemyofgod72 says:

    I had to turn this off as soon as Durst appeared and I’m still trying to figure out why I hit play in the first place. When will all these 80s hair band fags just drop off a cliff already! This video proved one thing MOM is the hemmoroid on Limp Bizkit’s taint.

  8. Roxxville says:

    That video was almost a summary of what was wrong with music in the late ’90s. The only things missing were boy bands and Britney Spears.

  9. T-Money says:

    I heard a nasty rumor that Tilo, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee, and Chris Connelly circle jerked each other on the set of the video. Can somebody confirm this?

    Despite appearing in this video, George Clinton is still the man.

  10. T-Money says:

    and also, just who in the fuck is Tilo?

  11. the tampon says:

    well t-money….

    tilo is the other funny looking troll-like fella singing in this song….

    and “ever so cute” story was that him and tommy lee were making the band, they thought up some “ever so cute” names for each other….

    one is T-lo and the other is T-Lee!!!!!

    ahahahaha oh god, isnt that cute?!?!?!

    i swear i think thats true.

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