FAT & UGLY WHITE-TRASH METALHEADS: WE SALUTE YOU.

Monday, January 5th, 2009 at 2:13pm by Vince Neilstein

metal douchebagWell, Metal Inquisition does anyway, doing the Internet dirty work to bring you the finest in American metal douchebaggery. Since we’ve all seen this guy or some version thereof in New Jersey at our favorite metal locale, head on over to Metal Inquisition for the writers’ sardonic commentary on this fine chap and others:

As all cool metal guys, this guy also has great Photoshop skillz…and he puts them to use in order to pose in front of Sarah Palin? I’m so confused. Also, judging by his jewelery, he must sell his wares to Chuck Billy.

-VN



3 COMMENTS on “FAT & UGLY WHITE-TRASH METALHEADS: WE SALUTE YOU.”

  1. Where is Otto from the Simpsons?

  2. dave says:

    Thats “Victor The Snakemann” Chased outta LA….Banned from the NAMM convention for selling badges and sells jewelry for a living and is often is on the move getting people to help him move because he doesnt drive a car.

    He Pimps his stuff like no ones business and collects names on myspace like Stamps or coins.

    One word: Annoying.

    Avoid at all cost.

  3. treefiddy says:

    about time this guy died or something, the fucking hippy.

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