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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PRIZE PACK FROM THE ANSWER

 Friday, April 24th, 2009 at 9:20am by

hungCongrats to the winners of last week’s photo caption contest, each of whom will receive a signed copy of Hung‘s excellent debut CD Progeny. The winning captions to the photo at right are:

\m/Eluveitie\m/: Herman Li and Sam Totman doing The Electric Slide

Vinnie: New replacements for Head and David Silveria arrive at Jon Davis’ home studio for Rock on the Range rehearsals.

joe: It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone. Unless you’re from Jersey.

Jeff: Yoko and Skinny always enjoy a game of invisible wii tennis.

Adam:Sonya looks on in admiration as Johnny owns DDR while listening to Arch Enemy. With an ability like that to multi-task, she thinks “Maybe he should try out for drums in Arsis”.

This week we’ve got an awesome prize package for one lucky winner from Ireland’s dick-hardening, ball-tingling modern version of a classic hard rock band, The Answer. You might’ve seen ‘em out on tour with AC/DC, but either way, if you haven’t heard their recent full-length release or 2008 EP yet you’re seriously missing out on some great fuckin’ rock n’ roll. The prize package includes:

- Everyday Demons CD & Vinyl LP (Import)
- Never Too Late EP CD & 7″ Vinyl
- Live at Planet Rock Xmas Party, featuring Paul Rodgers (Unreleased)
- Stickers & guitar picks

Just come up with a funny caption for the below photo [sent in by long-time MS Maniac Steve M.], and it all shall be yours.

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  • Bill

    the jonas brothers fucking SHRED!!!!

  • Bill

    or “avenged sevenfold: the early years.”

  • RobotScythe

    Promo shot for the new Down cover band Down Syndrome.

    • bearbomb

      Competition cancelled. We have a winner.

    • AB

      Game Over

  • Sacajawea

    Hanson decided to become metal. Unfortunately, they cut off the only thing that was remotely metal about them…their penises. Oh, and they have short hair now too I guess.

  • Mutt Weiler

    This is the aftermath of Woodstock ’94. We have hundreds of these heavy metal bastard children that need your help. Their former groupie mothers are working double shifts at the strip club but due to the economy our hardworking patrons are not as generous with the tips for the lapdances so these kids aren’t getting properly cared for. Please check out Adoptawoodstock94bastard.com or visit our kiosk in your nearest Hot Topic.

  • Symbolic

    Ok boys, Halloween is over, you can take those masks of……. oh!

    or

    Behold! The love children of Dee Snider and Tipper Gore.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    When asked if he drew inspiration from the late Dimebag Darrell, lead guitarist Jarvis “Fingers” Monroe responded “No, never was a big Nascar fan. Chicks and money dude, chicks and money”. However bassist Peter Witz and Bucky the drummer were quick to name influences; Gene Simmons and the Cocoa Puffs bird, respectively.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    The Heaftones: the new official distributors of all things Trivium

  • Joe

    In approximately 3 years Kerrang is going to breathlessly declare that these kids have restored their faith in heavy music.

  • ferris

    “Cheetah! GRRR!!!”

    OK, that’s lame. Bill ^^^ wins.

  • Bill

    maybe even “Tiger Beat goes BRUTAL!!!”

  • Zac

    For some puberty hits hard. Puberty hits heavy. Puberty hits like bricks in a Chevy.

  • Zac

    The kid in the back still thinks they’re playing Godzilla.

    • Patrick

      That cracked me up for some reason.

  • TimothyPlague

    This was just right before Sum 41 hit it big with their trailer park rocker entitled…”fat lip”.

  • TWOAF

    Fag meets fag meets fag.

  • DanyLektro

    The latest local Pantera-inspired band, Pantiny, practice rocking-the-fuck-out, in preparation for their county-wide tour entitled, “Cowboys From Heck”. Walk on down!

    • metalguy

      pantity

  • Sean

    “We were trying to rock out to some Miley Cyrus when all of the sudden, this brutal bear showed up”

    • metalguy

      this is the winner

  • carn13

    The South: Don’t Drink the Water

  • PD

    Spring Break 09 – High School Twatbags Gone Wild. Only $9.99 + shipping and handling if you order now!

  • James Hetfield

    A classic picture of ex-Divine Heresy frontman, Tommy Cummings (left), back when he used to jam with his “boyfriends” Travis Barker (right) and Peter Dolving (center). At this time they were known only as “The Colon Cowboys From Hell’s Kitchen” and actually released a demo titled “Closer Than Brothers”

  • Meat

    You guys can keep your Heavy Metal, I just can’t wait for “Where The Wild Things are!”

  • Smoked Pork

    Lamb of God’s first promo shot from their middle school yearbook: Pictured are Top: Randy Blythe, bottom left: WillieAdler, bottom right: John Campbell

    • James Hetfield

      Willie Adler is Hispanic??

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Back when they went by the somewhat less controversial moniker, “Singe The Rabbi”

  • Uglymicrowave

    These kids can’t wait for the new HellYeah! album

  • brookh

    You guys pumped to see Gojira?!! … I said “GoJIRA”, not Godzilla.. dumbass.

    • metalguy

      dont mean to be a douche but gojira means godzilla in japanese

      • SP

        in yo face bitch
        you got served
        cold blooded
        im so hood
        THUG LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    The Original Kings Of Puberty

  • http://www.consequenceofsound.net Jay

    “See Dad? Danzig did told us to kiss the skull!”

    or

    “You know what? Fuck the YMCA! We’re playin’ Budokan next week!”

  • kylemurder

    Hollywood Undead UNMASKED!!!

  • simplyhorrible

    two unsuspecting teens were mauled by the fabled elk-hand curtain-elbow creature earlier this week. reports claim, the beast is attracted to extreme idiocy.

  • grymmbear

    Brokencyde gear up for new tour.

  • The Greys

    “See? I told you we could circle jerk to Taylor Swift videos without using our hands! Sorry it tasted to bad, Tommy. I won’t eat the spicy Cheetos beforehand next time.”

  • Sammy

    We are Deliverance metal.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    From left to right.
    Sammy “Skunkweed” Barrett – Guitars
    Bugs Bunny – Vocals
    Travis Barker’s partially aborted fetus – Drums.

    Blinktera-182

  • Joshua

    A promo shot from the upcoming “Brokeback Metalhead”.

  • http://www.pandasdestroy.com jorbams

    The Society for Fingerbanging Sleeping Girls calls its first meeting to order…

  • JW Gacy

    Home Alone 3 (or is it 4 or 5 now?)

  • http://www.myspace.com/vtasrcrds82 Josh Cline

    No one told Steve that the “I’m a bear” pose was not metal.

  • Grey Price

    We just so totally finished watching Twilight, and now we’re gonna rock out to some A7X!

  • StenTheAwesome

    Puppet Master of Pouncing Azn? You decide.

  • StenTheAwesome

    Puppet Master or Pouncing Azn? You decide.

  • drumb

    Dude;
    What’s the story with the elk pic on the wall?
    Is that a framed LP cover from Killdozer/12 Point Buck?
    I thought these kids were AIDS-bait til I noticed that; 12 Point Buck is possibly the coolest Killdozer album of all time, and Killdozer fucken rule. Who else would have the balls to name their Farewell Tour ‘Fuck You; We Quit’

  • blen genton

    on the right, we dave mustaine’s son justis. now top and left, marty friedman and nick menza’s kids.

  • drumb
  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Oh my God that dude in the middle looks like he just finished with his baby teeth! Babby teeth!! You are too young for Pantera son. No go get me another beer Pantera!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    That green thing isn’t a curtain, it’s their mom

  • terrybeans84

    “Another saturday night for the datless trio. Phil would not aprove.”

  • Bill

    i have another one:
    “Steel Panther’s illegitimate Oklahoma born children”

  • Conduit

    You all wish you were these kids. Shame is a grownup thing

  • Scott Danger

    Vince, Axl, and Gary circa ’95.

  • Some Random Dude

    “Let’s smoke Oregano and listen to Soulfly”

  • Johnny Death

    A youthful demonstration of 2 things you don’t want to be caught in the middle of while out in the woods when a scary bear sneaks up behind you. Being constipated or licking balls with a cock jammed down your throat.

  • Tyler

    Finally we get to see one of these infamous MS Mansion parties that we always here about.

  • Sacajawea

    This is totally photoshopped, there’s no way anyone is that cool in real life.

  • McTool

    Good lord, the kid on the right looks like a total future-guido. That means there can be only one thing.

    “Pic related: it’s me and my bitches.”

  • hater_guy

    “Her titties were….this big!”

  • Ilona

    Does Ted Nugent really have to get EVERYTHING he kills stuffed by a taxidermist?

  • http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

    Ryan Seacreast to adopt Slumdob Million actors

  • Sacajawea

    Who cares abouit swine flu when there’s obviously douchebag flu spreading like wildfire.

  • Jimmehhh

    “Hi, we’re Demise of Talent, finally a metal band of strapping young boys, completely unenthusiastic about photos, that can still play “pretty” music though we just bought our instruments yesterday. We But don’t worry, we have br00tal breakdowns, guys. Actually, that’s all we can do, sorry. Like I said, we can’t actually play yet. BUT we have a sic Myspace and we’ll do pc4pc’s for you.”